How do i make rockstar taste good at all?
I bought a Rockstar (energy drink) for the first time today, and now I see why I only saw people on probation or in some sort of drug addiction drinking these in school. You'd have to be out of your mind high, dying of thirst, or have no taste buds in order to enjoy one of these putrid sodas. Not quite as despicable as Red Bull, but it's up there.
Allow me to describe the flavor of a Rockstar to those of you who have never drank one before:
A half second after sipping, your mouth is flooded with the potent flavor of children's mouthwash. As the sickening taste of an ACT Kids Bubble Gum-esque hits you and makes you feel sick, the aroma soon follows. After forcing it down your throat, the aftertaste is EXACTLY the same flavor of the aforementioned mouthwash.
What can I put in this to make it taste less like shit? I'd return it to the store, but despite selling it, I don't think they'll want it back (even if I didn't open it). I can't pour alcohol into it to make it taste better in contrast, and I don't like to waste drinks.