How do i make my shoulder pain worse

I’m wearing a wrap around my arm and shoulder, it hurts but I want it to hurt more. My crush broke his leg so he gets to sit out, I want to sit out with him during our dance class and talk. The only way I can sit out is if my shoulder doesn’t fully heal until than.

Is there a way I could make my shoulder pain hurt worse? Without beating the living hell out of it?

I’m also hoping my shoulder pain doesn’t heal, so this is why I’m asking for advice.

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  • I suggest repeated blows with a ball peen hammer.

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  • This makes no sense. Just tell him you would like to keep him company.

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  • So your dance class instructor has the ability to psychically read your pain level, and they'd know if you were lying about how much your shoulder hurts?

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    • I want it to hurt so badly where I can go to the doctor and get a doctors note to sit out.

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      • However you messed it up in the first place, do that again, but put all your horniness into the effort and do it with much more vigour.

        Alternatively, be sensible, don't deliberately injure yourself, and find some other way to talk to the guy.

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  • That's fucked up, yo.

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  • Wtf

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  • Don't hurt yourself. Just pretend it's worse.

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  • No it's abnormal. You shouldn't do this. I would recommend healing yourself.

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  • google asprin and delayed wound and bone healing , it should fuck you up so badly you will need surgery to become permanently disabled

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