How do i fuck a girl?

I recently got a new gf, and I don't know how to fuck her properly. Can y'all help please, and no negative comments please.

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  • xfg14

    There's only one way to properly fuck a girl and that's with lots of duct tape and serrated knife. If she's not laying in large pool of blood by the time you cum, you're doing it wrong.

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    • Fammer3

      pls..

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  • shuggy-chan

    Fuck her right in the pussy

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    • deepdankstickygoo

      You forgot about the fourth hole. It is hidden right above the knee.

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  • Skoll

    Stick ya dick in her.

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  • IMissMary

    No No No.

    Read this carefully.

    First off you need to know how women respond to cock. Unlike men, women cum right off the bat but very weak, their orgasms increase as the session prolongs and becomes deeper and stronger. Think opposite, men's orgasms are strongest at first [which often wipes us out] were as women come strongest at the end.

    Now that you understand that. Think smart and make her come often at first so that your first cum = her last cum. To do this tease her, if you can't stand to last a long time. If you can last, then bang that puss from the beginning and ride her waves or orgasms. One and then the other which is stronger and then the next. Don't think about yourself cumming, think about getting her off over and over again. Then finally when you can't hold off any longer hit it hard and fast. Bang the hell out of it and blow your load. She will love it and cum with you in the climax.

    Note: Danger Danger Danger, you might get her pregnant. At all cost DO NOT GET ANY FEMALE PREGNANT !!!!!!!! I repeat do not get any female pregnant......your life as you know it, and dream it, will be over and you will regret it until the day you die.

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    • iH8

      Until that sweet, blessed moment, when your identity as you know it collapses into oblivion and you cease to be. Do NOT knock her up. Get a vasectomy NOW

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  • 2yankees

    Her feet behind her ears and shove it to the hilt all the way up her Hershey Highway and then ram your dirty cock and nuts down her throat until she licks it squeaky clean.

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  • Gspyder

    P in the V

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  • yesnomaybeso

    Just be very gentle and look into her eyes and kiss her and then.... whatever happens.

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  • RodRob219

    Don't fuck her like you did the last one,we guys love to do new and kinky stuff with new victims.

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  • Poes

    Lick her pussy and arse until she cums, once she has reached orgasm take your dick and shove it deep into her pussy and fuck her until you cum, job done, roll over go to sleep!

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  • iH8

    I've been told this by a very knowledgeable medical/psychological professional: just try stuff until it feels good.

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  • DADNSCAL

    The only proper way is however excites you both. And don't be afraid to try new things like oral sex. But before you try anything kinky, talk about it first. Have fun.

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  • wifescuntlips1

    do her doggie it hits her g spot better

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  • gay

    shame on u.

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  • iEatZombies_

    What do you need to know exactly?

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  • Mytwin295

    Either you're on the "abstinence till marriage" regimen, OR you're a troll.

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  • fugazi

    First, your mickey gets hard, then you put it in cider.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    With your penis

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  • thegypsysailor

    Ain't it a bit late for the birds n bees talk if you've already got a girl friend?

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  • thedog

    Honestly, don't worry about it. Let your sexual prowess take over; do what feels good for the two of you.
    Have you ever done any stimulants (stuff stronger than caffeine, i.e. controlled or illicit substances)?
    They make sex way better and turn you into a fuck-machine.
    It's also pretty great on LSD.
    Sloppy drunk sex can be fun too, but it has its downsides.
    Or you could just Cosby her.

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    • 53739

      What are the downsides to drunk sex

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      • yesnomaybeso

        or when he cant get it up :3

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      • thedog

        Lack of coordination. Less grace. Sometimes you might have trouble staying hard. Less focus. Possibly less intensity.

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