How dirty (or clean) is your microwave right now?

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Right now, at this very moment, what is the state of cleanliness or filthiness in your microwave?

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago | pl

    I know I am in the minority here, but no microwave for me. Food is better cooked on stoves anyway, albeit not always easier or faster.

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  • Katywompus
    11 years ago | pl

    Clean. The best and easiest way to clean it using only water. Put a mug or something with some water in it in the micro. Heat for a few minutes til its all steamy and full of condensation. Wipe. Ta-da!

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  • HeadOfState
    11 years ago | pl

    I said "Clean overall but a small drip or drop." I don't know if that's completely true, but it's 1 AM, and I'm not about to get out of bed to check.

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  • [email protected]
    11 years ago | pl

    Irent it out to MICE,ROACHES,andRATS.Make pretty good money that way,these days.

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  • melovelongtime
    11 years ago | pl

    about as dirty as ur left asscheek

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  • AngAnders112
    11 years ago | pl

    mine is spotless. dirty microwaves gross me out. i even clean the ones at work before I use them. people are so nasty and lazy when using something that's not their own.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago | pl

    I normally do my cleaning on Sunday and it should theoretically be spotless. But alas, I have been distracted by the lure of sitting around and doing nothing, so it's a bit dirty. There's some spilt tarka dall that I've yet to clean up.

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    • wigsplitz
      11 years ago | pl

      Hey, wait a minute, didn't you skip out on some cleaning last week? ; )

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  • mateo
    11 years ago | pl

    although it recieves large doses of cleansing radiation regularly...licking the inside of my microwave would cause intense,LSD like reactions within seconds

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  • thecoldhardtruth
    11 years ago | pl

    It's iight.

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  • skyeracrystal28
    11 years ago | pl

    Our microwave is rarely cleaned, but it manages to stay fairly spotless.

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  • abc1234
    11 years ago | pl

    I honestly don't want to know. Don't make me open it up. I haven't used that thing in years...

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago | pl

    ... I don't have a microwave. :(

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    • wigsplitz
      11 years ago | pl

      Seriously? How do you live??

      I had a couple periods in my life sans microwave and it was so stressful!!

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      • NothingxCrazy
        11 years ago | pl

        It is definitely more than upsetting. I look at microwaves at the store often. I miss my popcorn most of all. They're just so expensive and I have better things I need to buy right now. :(

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        • Shackleford96
          11 years ago | pl

          Popcorn can be cooked on a stove too though! Honestly, once you make homemade popcorn you won't go back. Ramon noodles are better cooked on the stove too. Try it and see.

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          • NothingxCrazy
            11 years ago | pl

            I always cook my ramen on the stove. And homemade popcorn? Never tried that..

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            • wigsplitz
              11 years ago | pl

              Oh it's fun! My mom bought an air-popper a long time ago when I was a kid and it was always such fun to do!! Before the air popper, we'd make it on the stove in a pot, it was so fun when the popcorn popped up and lifted the lid off the pot! It was always such a special treat whenever we made popcorn.

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        • wigsplitz
          11 years ago | pl

          I "stole" my current microwave from my parents...I have a brand new one but it's a built-in and it doesn't work here so....it just ended up this way. Yeah, if I had to have gone out and bought one I'd have been screwed at the moment (well, beyond the "moment"!!) I feel ya, I did the same thing before...

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