How differently do you act online anonymously compared to real life?

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  • Completely different. Online, I'm a suave lying brigand, rompy pomp pomping with anything that breathes. So much as look at me, madam, and I shall divest you of your underfrillies and bring you naught but the bitter aftertaste of regret and the sense of a man too lost to ever be redeemed.

    Offline I'm a depressed and dangerous hat-wearing cuntface who laughed when someone shot a cat up the arse with a BB gun and who secretly hates everyone and wishes people would go away and leave him alone to fester until he can no longer fend off the maggots who would feast on his impending putrefaction and roiling mirk.

    But since we're online at the moment, all this is a lie. I'm actually a 66 year old Japanese trasnvestite with a Hello Kitty fetish. No, I'm a 23 year old Icelandic female serial killer. No, I'm Sir John A. Macdonald. No, Harry Styles. No.

    Oh, online is _such_ fun. Playing a part like in a movie? What a load of old fuck! I'd rather wake up face down in a geriatric scrotum than be party to any more of this fuckery.

    I'm kidding.

    Maybe.

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