Well, judging from thousands of similar stories online ... and they must all be true, because nobody would ever lie on the Internet; oh, good heavens no! ... there are three can't-fail ways:
1) FUCK HER WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP. Climb into bed with her, stick it in, and start pounding away. If you're really quiet you might not even wake her, and even if you do wake her she'll understand because she's your mom and she loves you and only wants the best for you.
2) LET HER SEE YOU MASTURBATING. Leave the door to your bedroom open while you choke your chicken. This shouldn't be a surprise; after all, every guy knows that if you really like a girl and wanna get close to her, even if she ain't your own mother, the usual way to let her know is to whip out your schlong and flog it -- don't waste your time with flowers, dates, making her laugh, and all that other romantic bullshit. Even Shakespeare knew this. Remember that famous scene from Romeo And Juliet, when Juliet calls out to Romeo from her balcony?
Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
Romeo: "I'm down here, jacking off!"
3) JUST TELL HER YOU WANT TO FUCK HER. Something like, "I'm dying to fuck you, Mom, oh I wanna fuck you so bad, can we fuck? Please?!" Nothing like the direct approach.
As documented by these Internet incest tales, any of these will lead to you getting what you want. And as for what she wants? Well, no fear. Sure, both she and the guy she's married to have decades more sexual experience than you. Yes, they've been screwing longer than you've even been alive. So yeah, they know a few things you don't, and she's probably used to being with a man who does things to her that you haven't even imagined. But none of that matters. Your raw young studliness will carry you through and you'll give her the Best She's Ever Had[TM].
Sad thing is, these approaches probably do work in some cases ... but only because anyone dumb enough to not only believe this shit but also to actually try it would have to have an IQ below the freezing point, the kind of congenital brain deficit which could only come from being the malformed spawn of an unholy incestuous coupling -- if true in your case, that not only means your mom already has a history of banging her own kin, but also that she won't be repulsed by your three eyebrows or by the six toes sticking out of your chest, because after all your daddy is also your grandpa and your mom is her own sister and that's just the way your family is.
Hey I wanted to know I live in a country that alchol here it's not allowed ,
And second, my mom sleep a lot but even when I be most quiet person in the world,she woke up so fast. So what can I do and I think if I let her see that I'm jerking off she 100% took me to the doctor instead of let me fuck her.
How can i have sex with my mom?
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So, you wanna go back to where you've been, huh?
Well, judging from thousands of similar stories online ... and they must all be true, because nobody would ever lie on the Internet; oh, good heavens no! ... there are three can't-fail ways:
1) FUCK HER WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP. Climb into bed with her, stick it in, and start pounding away. If you're really quiet you might not even wake her, and even if you do wake her she'll understand because she's your mom and she loves you and only wants the best for you.
2) LET HER SEE YOU MASTURBATING. Leave the door to your bedroom open while you choke your chicken. This shouldn't be a surprise; after all, every guy knows that if you really like a girl and wanna get close to her, even if she ain't your own mother, the usual way to let her know is to whip out your schlong and flog it -- don't waste your time with flowers, dates, making her laugh, and all that other romantic bullshit. Even Shakespeare knew this. Remember that famous scene from Romeo And Juliet, when Juliet calls out to Romeo from her balcony?
Juliet: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
Romeo: "I'm down here, jacking off!"
3) JUST TELL HER YOU WANT TO FUCK HER. Something like, "I'm dying to fuck you, Mom, oh I wanna fuck you so bad, can we fuck? Please?!" Nothing like the direct approach.
As documented by these Internet incest tales, any of these will lead to you getting what you want. And as for what she wants? Well, no fear. Sure, both she and the guy she's married to have decades more sexual experience than you. Yes, they've been screwing longer than you've even been alive. So yeah, they know a few things you don't, and she's probably used to being with a man who does things to her that you haven't even imagined. But none of that matters. Your raw young studliness will carry you through and you'll give her the Best She's Ever Had[TM].
Sad thing is, these approaches probably do work in some cases ... but only because anyone dumb enough to not only believe this shit but also to actually try it would have to have an IQ below the freezing point, the kind of congenital brain deficit which could only come from being the malformed spawn of an unholy incestuous coupling -- if true in your case, that not only means your mom already has a history of banging her own kin, but also that she won't be repulsed by your three eyebrows or by the six toes sticking out of your chest, because after all your daddy is also your grandpa and your mom is her own sister and that's just the way your family is.
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Hey I wanted to know I live in a country that alchol here it's not allowed ,
And second, my mom sleep a lot but even when I be most quiet person in the world,she woke up so fast. So what can I do and I think if I let her see that I'm jerking off she 100% took me to the doctor instead of let me fuck her.
BTW my mom and my dad broke up so much years ago.