Until that last paragraph, I swore that you were my buddy, Joey. So I will tell you what Joey does.
The guy in question sounds like a guy named... let's call him Tom. Yes, Tom.
Tom likes to sound macho and talk about how he can kick anyone's ass when in reality, he is a puss and a swift punch to the nose would probably send this guy crying. He is quick to talk shit about anyone who will tolerate it and of course, Joey, being the introvert, is a good target.
Joey will then confront him in front of his friends and it is funny as fuck because this guy is dumb as hell and Joey is witty as all shit considering that he is fairly anti-social. Joey will "tell it like it is" but to everyone else, NOT to Tom. Oh, Tom will be there, and he will be the subject of the sarcasm, but Joey will "correct" Tom like he is not even there.
It confuses the shit out of Tom because Tom is stupid and doesn't expect poor old introvert little Joey to talk back to his almighty ass. In said confusion, Tom accidentally reveals how fucking stupid he is with cheap shots and retarded "nu-uhs". It then becomes increasingly obvious to anyone with anything more than shit for brains that Tom is just trying to make his dick sound longer than 3 inches. Typical Tom. Joey makes Tom look pathetic whenever Joey takes it upon himself to open his mouth.
By the way, if your friends only have dookie for brains then you might want to ditch your whole crew. Just sayin'.
I am not saying that this is the right or smart thing to do, just something to consider.
Hahaha, that was a great story. My situation is sort of like that, but the fella I'm on about isn't macho-stupid like the Tom guy you were talking about. But I do outwit him easily since his idea of humour is to say "penis" in every moment of silence and repeat the same jokes everyday.
All my friends admit that he is annoying, but they still consider him a close friend. He's one of those people who gets on people's nerves but he's tolerable at the same time. He's like the group-runt I guess. Usually I get along fine with people like that but I guess I've had too much of him by now.
Oh! And yes, I do make him look retarded time to time, and you can tell it really gets to him. He tries to get back at me but always seems to fail.
How can I dodge a guy I dislike who is part of my group of friends?
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Until that last paragraph, I swore that you were my buddy, Joey. So I will tell you what Joey does.
The guy in question sounds like a guy named... let's call him Tom. Yes, Tom.
Tom likes to sound macho and talk about how he can kick anyone's ass when in reality, he is a puss and a swift punch to the nose would probably send this guy crying. He is quick to talk shit about anyone who will tolerate it and of course, Joey, being the introvert, is a good target.
Joey will then confront him in front of his friends and it is funny as fuck because this guy is dumb as hell and Joey is witty as all shit considering that he is fairly anti-social. Joey will "tell it like it is" but to everyone else, NOT to Tom. Oh, Tom will be there, and he will be the subject of the sarcasm, but Joey will "correct" Tom like he is not even there.
It confuses the shit out of Tom because Tom is stupid and doesn't expect poor old introvert little Joey to talk back to his almighty ass. In said confusion, Tom accidentally reveals how fucking stupid he is with cheap shots and retarded "nu-uhs". It then becomes increasingly obvious to anyone with anything more than shit for brains that Tom is just trying to make his dick sound longer than 3 inches. Typical Tom. Joey makes Tom look pathetic whenever Joey takes it upon himself to open his mouth.
By the way, if your friends only have dookie for brains then you might want to ditch your whole crew. Just sayin'.
I am not saying that this is the right or smart thing to do, just something to consider.
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Is 3 inches considered small?
Everyone always told me it was a "good" size.
Shit. FML
Hahaha, that was a great story. My situation is sort of like that, but the fella I'm on about isn't macho-stupid like the Tom guy you were talking about. But I do outwit him easily since his idea of humour is to say "penis" in every moment of silence and repeat the same jokes everyday.
All my friends admit that he is annoying, but they still consider him a close friend. He's one of those people who gets on people's nerves but he's tolerable at the same time. He's like the group-runt I guess. Usually I get along fine with people like that but I guess I've had too much of him by now.
Oh! And yes, I do make him look retarded time to time, and you can tell it really gets to him. He tries to get back at me but always seems to fail.