How Big is Your Penis?

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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago | pl

    For some reason my girlfriend nicknamed my dick gazpacho. Which is a soup... I figured that she just liked the silly sounding name.

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    • Boojum
      2 years ago | pl

      Could have been worse.

      Given what you've said about your dimensions, she could have called it "Stubby" or "Stumpy".

      Gorgonzola is a silly name too, and that would have implied that your dick-hygiene has room for improvement.

      A woman christening a guy's dick "Noodle" would definitely be a male ego smackdown.

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