How Big is Your Penis?

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago | pl

    You use the second-person singular pronoun when referring to your penis. Does that mean you consider your penis a separate individual? Does "he" have a name?

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    • megadriver
      2 years ago | pl

      Hahahahaha!

      *takes hot chick home, unzips pants and whips out dick*

      Meet Jonathan!

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    • LloydAsher
      2 years ago | pl

      For some reason my girlfriend nicknamed my dick gazpacho. Which is a soup... I figured that she just liked the silly sounding name.

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      • Boojum
        2 years ago | pl

        Could have been worse.

        Given what you've said about your dimensions, she could have called it "Stubby" or "Stumpy".

        Gorgonzola is a silly name too, and that would have implied that your dick-hygiene has room for improvement.

        A woman christening a guy's dick "Noodle" would definitely be a male ego smackdown.

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    • BalboSaggins
      2 years ago | pl

      Learned about boojums in school. Coastal NC bred and proud.

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