How Big is Your Penis?

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  • DADNSCAL
    2 years ago | pl

    Measuring your dick is gay. My wife measured mine and he came in at 7”.

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    • BalboSaggins
      2 years ago | pl

      So your wife is gay?

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    • Boojum
      2 years ago | pl

      You use the second-person singular pronoun when referring to your penis. Does that mean you consider your penis a separate individual? Does "he" have a name?

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      • megadriver
        2 years ago | pl

        Hahahahaha!

        *takes hot chick home, unzips pants and whips out dick*

        Meet Jonathan!

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      • LloydAsher
        2 years ago | pl

        For some reason my girlfriend nicknamed my dick gazpacho. Which is a soup... I figured that she just liked the silly sounding name.

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        • Boojum
          2 years ago | pl

          Could have been worse.

          Given what you've said about your dimensions, she could have called it "Stubby" or "Stumpy".

          Gorgonzola is a silly name too, and that would have implied that your dick-hygiene has room for improvement.

          A woman christening a guy's dick "Noodle" would definitely be a male ego smackdown.

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      • BalboSaggins
        2 years ago | pl

        Learned about boojums in school. Coastal NC bred and proud.

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    • sillygirl77
      2 years ago | pl

      And being gay is bad because?

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      • bigbudchonger
        2 years ago | pl

        Because you can't have kids anywhere near as easily.

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        • LloydAsher
          2 years ago | pl

          Or you could be in my situation of being by default sterile. Which means all the free nuts on the planet with another monogamous partner.

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      • BalboSaggins
        2 years ago | pl

        Being gay isn't bad, it's just humorous

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