Horses are scary

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Every time I see a horse it’s like seeing some gigantic strongass deer glaring me down from across the field. I know horses can be nice, but a lot of the ones I’ve met honestly seem possessed. If they weren’t a herbivore I’d say they want to eat me.
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  • CountessDouche
    5 years ago

    I agree.

    I always imagine things from the horse's perspective. Say you're a wild stallion, running free in the windswept plains, eating grasses, living the life, when one day a bald monkey sidles up, jumps on your back & starts pulling your hair untill you carry it wherever it wants to go, thus beginning the long process of enslaving future generations of your horse children.

    It's not long before the beasts rise up.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      They’ll be using us all as stomping mats soon!

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  • brutus
    5 years ago

    Horses are cool.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      That’s their lure. Then they drag you into the water and eat your flesh!

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Horses are majestic creatures!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      That they are! Like a herbivorous lion!

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I also really love elephants!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    For some reason I find horse's butts scary looking. XD

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Like a loaf of death! If it sits, your breathing quits!

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      Horses are champion poopers.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        I Wouldn't want to have to clean up after one. XD

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