Hopping kinky fun

Is it normal that I want a man that will grow spinach in his yard, make me strip and hop around like a bunny and nibble on it. afterwards we can fuck to the kangaroo song.

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  • Whats the kangaroo song?

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  • I would be honored to fulfill this desire with you. We would have to grow something else, like, lettuce or carrot, cause I don't like spinach.

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    • I prefer a banana in my fruit basket.

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      • I try and fit my banana AND my pears in that fruit basket. Pears deep baby.

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  • Yes you are NORMAL now lets get you into this pretty white coat that constrains you a little bit and take you to your local mental institute so your parents can have some peace when you don't think like this anymore

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  • That's a very common fantasy.

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  • Sounds like a lot of fun, different to licking body chocolate.

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  • Grow your own spinach.

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  • This is weird of course, but I'm not going "holy shit" or anything. Food and sex completely don't mix in my mind, because to be sexy enough to be sexed, I have to feel skinny.

    Anyway, hope you get the chance to have your innocent fun.

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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6pJZxzGc_0

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  • The kangaroo song is from big daddy.

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  • Its like forever exist.

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  • Thats a very specific fetish

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