You do realize this woman has sent over 100 pounds of ranch dressing to my address and refuses to stop right? She's having some sort of mental episode and is obsessed with becoming Charles Barkley from late 90s hit film Space Jam.
If anyone is stressed it's me.
Edit: And now my electricity has been out for 12 hours and I can't help but suspect she has something to do with it given some of her vague threats like, "Since your heart is nothing but darkness maybe that's where you belong."
It's probably paranoia but that's what this kind of stress does to a person.
Why are you so ignorant about American history!!!??? Did you not attend school!? Did you not pass the 5th grade!?
Anyone and everyone with the bare minimum of a highschool equivalency exam knows that once the cinematic masterpiece, space jam, was released in the late nineties to widespread critical acclaim, there was an immediate convention of the international committee of weights and measures.
They unanimously voted, with the public's full and unbridled approval, to declare "a Charles Barkley" and a universal measurement, across ALL nations. One Charles Barkley being approximately equal to his weight during the peak of his career, which we all know was his unequaled acting debut in the amazing hit movie of the late 90's, space jam.
That's how much ranch I sent you. It wasn't 100 lbs. It wasn't salad dressing. IT WAS A MESSAGE.
Your ignorance disgusts me, and I hope it disgusts everyone who has the misfortune of reading your excuse for a comment. Educate yourself for once in your life.
How fucking stupid do you think I am? You've said some pretty low things about me before but insinuating that I don't know _exactly_ how much Charles Barkley, star of late 90s hit film Space Jam, weighed in his prime requires either utter ignorance or a really special kind of evil. I'm no professional but I'd bet the house you're a diagnosed psychopath.
Obviously my scales are damaged. As you've also been quick to point out, the only thing I am more than a promiscuous street whore who wears too much makeup, is morbidly obese. I don't even know how much I weigh anymore and haven't for some time. When my My Weigh XL700 (max capacity of 700 pounds) started just saying "error" I knew it was time to just stop worrying about it and never subject myself to the humiliation of being weighed by some industrial scale meant for automobiles. Nice to learn I damaged the damn thing. Thank you for that.
For what it's worth I couldn't help but think of Charles Barkley when I picked up the box but I dismissed it as I do often think of him anyway, as I'm sure we all do.
You know, I became much more frightened of you when my power came back on within a minute of telling you, "Okay. Maybe you're at least a little bit like Charles Barkley."
I mean were you outside my fucking house or something? Needless to say you immediately lost that Charles Barkley energy you had in that very moment. Oh, did I mention all the ranch went bad from the heat while the power was out? So that's a thing. Was that the plan?
Thank you so much for your support. You have no idea what it means to me, in light of this user's horrific, horrific actions.
Back when I was swinging on the swing set with my good friend, naivety, a very wise and intelligent user by the name of shitduz attempted to warn me...this IIN, user Sounds Weird is super bad news. I believe he even used the word "abuser". Even though Shitduz is correct about everything they say, including such gems as 'I'm pontius pilate and the transgendereds are jesus, and I'm going to crucify the shit out of them' and 'books are full of facts and I don't have time for facts because I gotta go fuck my gf nerds'...I STILL made the egrigeous mistake of not listening to his insightful world view. And I am haunted by that choice every day. Every single day.
Thank goodness for people like you who understand.
Here's a thought for the block function on the site.
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Stay cool CountessDouche , not worth gettin stressed over. Just feeds it.
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You do realize this woman has sent over 100 pounds of ranch dressing to my address and refuses to stop right? She's having some sort of mental episode and is obsessed with becoming Charles Barkley from late 90s hit film Space Jam.
If anyone is stressed it's me.
Edit: And now my electricity has been out for 12 hours and I can't help but suspect she has something to do with it given some of her vague threats like, "Since your heart is nothing but darkness maybe that's where you belong."
It's probably paranoia but that's what this kind of stress does to a person.
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Why are you so ignorant about American history!!!??? Did you not attend school!? Did you not pass the 5th grade!?
Anyone and everyone with the bare minimum of a highschool equivalency exam knows that once the cinematic masterpiece, space jam, was released in the late nineties to widespread critical acclaim, there was an immediate convention of the international committee of weights and measures.
They unanimously voted, with the public's full and unbridled approval, to declare "a Charles Barkley" and a universal measurement, across ALL nations. One Charles Barkley being approximately equal to his weight during the peak of his career, which we all know was his unequaled acting debut in the amazing hit movie of the late 90's, space jam.
That's how much ranch I sent you. It wasn't 100 lbs. It wasn't salad dressing. IT WAS A MESSAGE.
Your ignorance disgusts me, and I hope it disgusts everyone who has the misfortune of reading your excuse for a comment. Educate yourself for once in your life.
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How fucking stupid do you think I am? You've said some pretty low things about me before but insinuating that I don't know _exactly_ how much Charles Barkley, star of late 90s hit film Space Jam, weighed in his prime requires either utter ignorance or a really special kind of evil. I'm no professional but I'd bet the house you're a diagnosed psychopath.
Obviously my scales are damaged. As you've also been quick to point out, the only thing I am more than a promiscuous street whore who wears too much makeup, is morbidly obese. I don't even know how much I weigh anymore and haven't for some time. When my My Weigh XL700 (max capacity of 700 pounds) started just saying "error" I knew it was time to just stop worrying about it and never subject myself to the humiliation of being weighed by some industrial scale meant for automobiles. Nice to learn I damaged the damn thing. Thank you for that.
For what it's worth I couldn't help but think of Charles Barkley when I picked up the box but I dismissed it as I do often think of him anyway, as I'm sure we all do.
You know, I became much more frightened of you when my power came back on within a minute of telling you, "Okay. Maybe you're at least a little bit like Charles Barkley."
I mean were you outside my fucking house or something? Needless to say you immediately lost that Charles Barkley energy you had in that very moment. Oh, did I mention all the ranch went bad from the heat while the power was out? So that's a thing. Was that the plan?
You are a sick human being.
Thank you so much for your support. You have no idea what it means to me, in light of this user's horrific, horrific actions.
Back when I was swinging on the swing set with my good friend, naivety, a very wise and intelligent user by the name of shitduz attempted to warn me...this IIN, user Sounds Weird is super bad news. I believe he even used the word "abuser". Even though Shitduz is correct about everything they say, including such gems as 'I'm pontius pilate and the transgendereds are jesus, and I'm going to crucify the shit out of them' and 'books are full of facts and I don't have time for facts because I gotta go fuck my gf nerds'...I STILL made the egrigeous mistake of not listening to his insightful world view. And I am haunted by that choice every day. Every single day.
Thank goodness for people like you who understand.