Here's a sexual catch22 for you
Your life is in danger. A Cuban drug lord named Professor Twinkletoes Gustavo plans on killing you. He gives you a choice though:
"Choose one of three acts to be done on you and I will let you live"
Choose only one of choices 1, 2 or 3 if you are a guy.
Choose only one of choices 4, 5 or 6 if you are a girl.
| get plowed in the asshole by a prison inmate named Papa Action | 42 | |
| receive a handjob from an aggressive, yet benevolent lobster | 30 | |
| get sucked off by a toothless, ruthless, homeless man with H.I.V | 10 | |
| get a good ol' muff diving from a poisonous snake | 10 | |
| get half of your boobs sawed off by a jigsaw | 2 | |
| get an umbrella stuck up deep and opened in your butt. | 15 |