Here's a sexual catch22 for you
Your life is in danger. A Cuban drug lord named Professor Twinkletoes Gustavo plans on killing you. He gives you a choice though:
"Choose one of three acts to be done on you and I will let you live"
Choose only one of choices 1, 2 or 3 if you are a guy.
Choose only one of choices 4, 5 or 6 if you are a girl.