Her husband was sexually threatened by me.

I love Cheezits! They're such addictive salty little morsels of happiness! But nah, it was just a purple bikini top I bought from Target. I went there and was polite as possible, even going out of my way to censor my language since I curse way too much. When they quietly approached me about their issues, I took a look around and noticed I was the only one there that was thin. I'm socially inept, so I don't really pick up on some things like I should. The whole thing is kind of funny when I go back and think about it. XD