Her husband was sexually threatened by me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    7 years ago | pl

    What? Sorry, I'm finding it hard to believe they would eject you from a pool party for wearing board shorts and a bikini top. Was this a pool party run by people with wholesome Mormon values? Did the bikini top consist of 2 Cheezit™ crackers tied together with a string? How would they make a case against your clothing if you didn't stand out from the rest of the people? I feel like you've left out important details, so I'm calling you out and making a scene.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      7 years ago | pl

      I love Cheezits! They're such addictive salty little morsels of happiness! But nah, it was just a purple bikini top I bought from Target. I went there and was polite as possible, even going out of my way to censor my language since I curse way too much. When they quietly approached me about their issues, I took a look around and noticed I was the only one there that was thin. I'm socially inept, so I don't really pick up on some things like I should. The whole thing is kind of funny when I go back and think about it. XD

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