This post kind of reminds me of that time I was invited to someone's pool party. I went there to try to make friends, but got kicked out because apparently their husbands were checking me out and they claimed my bikini top and board shorts were slutty lol.
What? Sorry, I'm finding it hard to believe they would eject you from a pool party for wearing board shorts and a bikini top. Was this a pool party run by people with wholesome Mormon values? Did the bikini top consist of 2 Cheezit™ crackers tied together with a string? How would they make a case against your clothing if you didn't stand out from the rest of the people? I feel like you've left out important details, so I'm calling you out and making a scene.
I love Cheezits! They're such addictive salty little morsels of happiness! But nah, it was just a purple bikini top I bought from Target. I went there and was polite as possible, even going out of my way to censor my language since I curse way too much. When they quietly approached me about their issues, I took a look around and noticed I was the only one there that was thin. I'm socially inept, so I don't really pick up on some things like I should. The whole thing is kind of funny when I go back and think about it. XD
Her husband was sexually threatened by me.
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Don't worry about that insecure weirdo, Op.
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This post kind of reminds me of that time I was invited to someone's pool party. I went there to try to make friends, but got kicked out because apparently their husbands were checking me out and they claimed my bikini top and board shorts were slutty lol.
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What? Sorry, I'm finding it hard to believe they would eject you from a pool party for wearing board shorts and a bikini top. Was this a pool party run by people with wholesome Mormon values? Did the bikini top consist of 2 Cheezit™ crackers tied together with a string? How would they make a case against your clothing if you didn't stand out from the rest of the people? I feel like you've left out important details, so I'm calling you out and making a scene.
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I love Cheezits! They're such addictive salty little morsels of happiness! But nah, it was just a purple bikini top I bought from Target. I went there and was polite as possible, even going out of my way to censor my language since I curse way too much. When they quietly approached me about their issues, I took a look around and noticed I was the only one there that was thin. I'm socially inept, so I don't really pick up on some things like I should. The whole thing is kind of funny when I go back and think about it. XD
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I don't have a pool but you're welcome to come to my house dressed that way anytime.
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Likewise, Manly of the Virgil variety. You rock!
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