Help what the fuck is the cause of my gas?

HELP!!! What the fuck is the cause of the loud and fragrant blasts from my ass?

-Beef Barley Soup & Salad at lunch. 0
-Pork Chop Sandwich w/ bbq sauce. 1
-Prosciutto and mellon. 0
-2 Oranges 1
-Slice of cherry pie. 0
-Ice cream. 0
-The Baklava 0
-A whole bunch of coffee. 1
-2 Diet Cokes. 1
-All that shit fernebtubg ib your intestinal tract. 6
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Comments ( 6 )
  • McBean

    I would take Psyllium fiber (Metamucil) with lots of pickles to improve conditions for probiotic growth in your GI tract. When things get better, you can test to see if the milk in the ice cream, or bacteria on uncooked vegetables are causing problems.

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  • BlindSpot

    It's a result of the bacteria digesting your food lol. If you have a lot of gas and you're constipated - get an enema or laxative and flush that shit out. As for the shit in your head, there seems to be no cure

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  • RoseIsabella

    I just want to say that I love beef, and barley soup!

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Just do what I did: isolate the thing you think is causing it, eat those for a day, and see what happens. It might take a while, but it might help. For me, I figured out that anything with milk products, peanuts, veggies, and artificial sweetener will make my digestive system loopy. XD

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  • Meowypowers

    Likely vegetables. Vegans have the nastiest ass winds. May seem counter intuitive but it's the leafy greens, soy, the nightshades, legumes, and mushrooms.

    Meats with some fruit bring only rare and not stinky farts.

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  • leggs91200

    Not sure but my room mate and i have this philosophy that if one is to eat something that will cause the shits, stomach ache, bad gas, or whatever -
    One should eat it only when they will have plenty of hours to suffer in peace after. It is better to be at home and suffer the hershey squirts than having to be at work or whatever.

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