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ok, so 1 day i was home alone and was feeling really horny and my cat was sitting on my lap when i started 2 get a boner, then i wondered what it would feel like if i had anal sex with someone so i held my cat down, spread open his legs and stuffed my d**k up his bum.
am i normal?
please say if you have done this be4
Not really much we can do to help. I mean, it already happened and it should be the cat asking for help on this site.
I'm curious as to the aftermath of this unholy interaction between your sick fuck of a cock and that poor, poor bastard.
You have many other options to replace DOING YOUR GODDAMN CAT.
1) Yiff. Dress up and do it with someone
2) Get a real pussy, or some ass if that's what you're into
3) Get help
4)Go find a mountain lion, sit on it, and see how it makes your innards feel
5) Go die, please.
sadly, it's not a lie. I'm sure of it. hell there are groups for bestiality. It's not normal. It's disturbing. PETA would kick yer arse. Stop now.
what the hell is wrong with you, fucking animals is wrong, why can't you just be normal like everyone else and fuck a dead baby?
Sorry, there's no way that's possible. Not with a cat anyways, I've heard of people doing it with small dogs, but they usually die because of the trauma to their rectum.
Soooo... this just isn't possible with a cat.
Unless your penis is the size of a male cats. Then maybe...
That's fucking sick you actually made that up.
Not cool.
Well you must have some relation to Catherine the great. Is it normal, no, it is very sick. In fact some male lion should ram you up the ass, see how you would like it. I hope for you, the cat, and the whole field of taxonomy, that this is a lie. If not, you my friend are just bat s***t nuts.
Yes I do this everyday my house is now covered with dead splattered cats.
I think this is a lie.. But if its not.. Get help or just stop. That's not good for the poor cat.
I think you're a liar. If you did you to a cat, the cat would die of peritonitis because you would rupture its intestines.
your really horrible...don't feel sorry for yourself...what about your poor cat????
I don't know if it's normal though it dosen't sound it but I know people do this, sad to know. I feel real sorry for your cat, more for you. Leave your cat and other animals alone. If your old enough buy a sex toy if not use something else, SOMETHING ELSE not someone else. PETA would have you up! hope this helps
WOW, all of you are such jerks. I mean i would stop doing that to your cat but YIKES! All of you put down horrible comments. This guy must fell horrible if it wasn't a lie.
I don't really believe this story, because I own cats, and they can be enormously hard to hold onto if they don't want to be. And they are armed with ten switch-blade knives which could rip a person to shreds if they were scared or angry, not to mention very sharp teeth. I would not advise anyone to try something like that. Dangerous! If no actually succeeded, they would be guilty of animal cruelty, which anyone finding out about would report to the authorities.
this makes me really sad ur a heartless person to have done that to a cat
OMG POOR CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*(
My sister, Bella, speculated the other night that how do we know the cats, dogs, toddlers, etc. don't actually like it? Maybe they do, maybe they don't. Some things we will never know for sure.
I mean, if it caused harm or pain or discomfort to a shitty cat then I support it 100% 😂
Did you really need to ask what the normalcy of this was? The answer should have been obvious.
Haha fuck protection, balls deep bro! Haha I'm just fucking with you. That's messed up.... At least get some pussy or real human... Or in your case you must be completely disgusting so... Blow up doll might be your best option bro...
70% of my brain thinks this is a made up bullshit story just to gather some humorous comments, and pass your time.
30% of me on the other hand, thinks is a true story.
In case it is, I pray to God that that cat become a horse in its next life, and get its revenge.
Just saying.
I can't imagine you being able to fit but if you do it again, record it and email me
It's not normal, it's called animal rape/abuse!!!
You disgust me. You Pig!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Really funny well it's not like it's normal or not normal it's nothing important it's something that you will remember as something really funny event.
of course it's normal, i just did with my pet cat, goat, horse, pig, and snake. I do with my animals all the time