Help i can't stop farting

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I don't know what I did but I can't stop farting. All I can think of is that I upped my antidepressant dosage yesterday and ate a normal-sized portion of baked beans last night. I am still farting at least once every ten minutes - yesterday it was more frequent. I can feel the gas bloating in my intestine. Can this possibly be normal? Any advice or home remedies to make it stop? The pharmacies are closed on Sundays...

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  • MrsEdGein
    4 years ago

    Beans are a musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

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    • Nigget
      4 years ago

      Oh gosh this made my entire year

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    4 years ago

    It seems to have almost stopped now. Thanks, all. No more beans for me.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    Could you be pregnant? My farting increases dramatically when I'm pregnant

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  • NormoftheNorth
    4 years ago

    ITS CAUSE YOU ATE THEM BEANS

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Go to the store, and buy yourself some Beano.

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  • Nigget
    4 years ago

    Lmaooo stahp

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago

      Your username is 1 letter away from Asatchi's wrath.

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      • Nigget
        4 years ago

        LOL what letter is that and who is Astachi

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago

          Astachi's made a few SJW-ish comments, so I just made a joke thinking about that.

          I mean changing the t to an r. You didn't do that on purpose?

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  • libertybell
    4 years ago

    As soon as the drugstore opens, buy some Gas-X.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Uhhhhh, I'll pass and just wash it off. Some people are into that though no doubt about it.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      4 years ago

      Butt stuff is fun

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Ahmen to that brotha!

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Least you know you are not blocked up

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  • Asatchi
    4 years ago

    Once every ten minutes is pretty normal. I usually do at least every 2 minutes. Always have

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago

      My entire day is just one long fart.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago

      Thats seems like way too much to me. Kinda gross honestly.

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      • Asatchi
        4 years ago

        Yes because ramming a butt plug up your arse to block farts is really attractive

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago

          Hey! I took offense to that! I consider having a butt plug into to be quite attractive, and many kinky fuckers out there would agree with me on that.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    You should see a doctor if the persists mate. Probably bloating as some side effect and he will either tell you it's going away. Or you can solve it the horny person way and just find yourself a nice small but snug butt plug and just ram it up there for most the day and then release several bigger farts at moments that are less awkward.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Thanks a lot. But what's with "mate"? I'm a girl...

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      • SwickDinging
        4 years ago

        Is mate gendered? I am a girl and i often call other girls mate.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          I think it depends on which country you are in...

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      • McBean
        4 years ago

        Farting makes the day more interesting if you are alone. Sometimes, it can be a high quality problem.

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago

        Well how was I supposed to know? Maybe girls fart more then? Beats me. I'm a guys farting expert not a girls fasting expert, so do take my advice with a grain of salt.

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