Help i can't stop farting

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I don't know what I did but I can't stop farting. All I can think of is that I upped my antidepressant dosage yesterday and ate a normal-sized portion of baked beans last night. I am still farting at least once every ten minutes - yesterday it was more frequent. I can feel the gas bloating in my intestine. Can this possibly be normal? Any advice or home remedies to make it stop? The pharmacies are closed on Sundays...

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  • MrsEdGein
    4 years ago | pl

    Beans are a musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    4 years ago | pl

    It seems to have almost stopped now. Thanks, all. No more beans for me.

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago | pl

    Could you be pregnant? My farting increases dramatically when I'm pregnant

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  • NormoftheNorth
    4 years ago | pl

    ITS CAUSE YOU ATE THEM BEANS

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago | pl

    Go to the store, and buy yourself some Beano.

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  • Nigget
    4 years ago | pl

    Lmaooo stahp

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      Your username is 1 letter away from Asatchi's wrath.

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      • Nigget
        4 years ago | pl

        LOL what letter is that and who is Astachi

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago | pl

          Astachi's made a few SJW-ish comments, so I just made a joke thinking about that.

          I mean changing the t to an r. You didn't do that on purpose?

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  • libertybell
    4 years ago | pl

    As soon as the drugstore opens, buy some Gas-X.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago | pl

    Uhhhhh, I'll pass and just wash it off. Some people are into that though no doubt about it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago | pl

    Least you know you are not blocked up

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  • Asatchi
    4 years ago | pl

    Once every ten minutes is pretty normal. I usually do at least every 2 minutes. Always have

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago | pl

      My entire day is just one long fart.

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    • Doesnormalmatter
      4 years ago | pl

      Thats seems like way too much to me. Kinda gross honestly.

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      • Asatchi
        4 years ago | pl

        Yes because ramming a butt plug up your arse to block farts is really attractive

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        • Doesnormalmatter
          4 years ago | pl

          Hey! I took offense to that! I consider having a butt plug into to be quite attractive, and many kinky fuckers out there would agree with me on that.

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago | pl

    You should see a doctor if the persists mate. Probably bloating as some side effect and he will either tell you it's going away. Or you can solve it the horny person way and just find yourself a nice small but snug butt plug and just ram it up there for most the day and then release several bigger farts at moments that are less awkward.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      Thanks a lot. But what's with "mate"? I'm a girl...

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      • SwickDinging
        4 years ago | pl

        Is mate gendered? I am a girl and i often call other girls mate.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago | pl

          I think it depends on which country you are in...

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      • McBean
        4 years ago | pl

        Farting makes the day more interesting if you are alone. Sometimes, it can be a high quality problem.

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      • Doesnormalmatter
        4 years ago | pl

        Well how was I supposed to know? Maybe girls fart more then? Beats me. I'm a guys farting expert not a girls fasting expert, so do take my advice with a grain of salt.

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