Help... i pooped a living bug

16% Normal
41 Comments

I am afraid of what happened. I believe I pooped a type of black or dark beetle and it was still alive. If anyone has information that can help me please share.

Update: I believe it may have been a kissing bug. Do you guys believe I shuld go to a Urgant Care? Kissing bugs spread a deadly desese that is treatable.

Is It Normal?
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 41 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago | pl

    Go see a medical professional. You might have some sort of parasite.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    7
    7
  • Bazinga
    5 years ago | pl

    Wow, that's fascinating. Bugs crawl up your butt and turn your guts into a bug city. More and more bugs eat your guts until you die. Thanks for sharing. Do post a YouTube video before you croak.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    2
    2
      -
    • Algum
      5 years ago | pl

      The bugs reproduce inside your bowels and large intestines and live off of your shit. How could anyone not shoot straight to hospital and get those fuckers outta there ASAP

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      Report
      1
      1
        -
      • SilverNight1
        5 years ago | pl

        I wont be able to go until sunday and even then I dont know if the Urgant care I go to are open so I have to go monday or tuesday. Or maybe even when I have more proof something is wrong.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        Report
        0
        0
    • SilverNight1
      5 years ago | pl

      Or! Or... I learn to control the bugs like in Neruto and I come after you! xP

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      Report
      0
      0
  • Pumpurrnickel
    5 years ago | pl

    I would see a doctor just to be safe.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    2
    2
  • xfg63
    5 years ago | pl

    You're insides are rotting, find a taxidermist.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    2
    2
  • THE_BOX
    5 years ago | pl

    Why are you asking the internet?!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    1
    1
  • lonewolf1253
    5 years ago | pl

    It's perfectly normal. If you live in N. Korea.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    1
    1
  • Dot123
    5 years ago | pl

    Go to the ER

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    1
    1
  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago | pl

    One time when I was in college I pooped out something truly amazing!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • Nickvey
    5 years ago | pl

    I guess if your ass is so wide open a roach might crawl up into it to stay warm. but that never happen either.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
      -
    • SilverNight1
      5 years ago | pl

      I assure you that it is a possibilty. But since I seem fine Im chalking it up as going mentally insane and imagining the bug

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      Report
      0
      0
  • MrDexter
    5 years ago | pl

    Consult urgent care. This is very not normal. Also generally when someone poops bugs it's a sign of a parasitic infestation in the stomach.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • Avant-Garde
    5 years ago | pl

    https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/chagas/gen_info/vectors/index.html

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • Nickvey
    5 years ago | pl

    dont worry about insects , it was just chilling under the bowl rim when you birthed a democrat. Its my job to know these things , who do you think your doctor calls? do you think they call another doctor?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
      -
    • SilverNight1
      5 years ago | pl

      It was in the shower and I wasnt actually pooping. I was using a squirting dildo and when my ass leaked that thing came out......

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      Report
      0
      0
  • womaninneed
    5 years ago | pl

    Is it possible the bug fell in before you pooped?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • LuxM4G
    5 years ago | pl

    How fascinating... See, you can come up with all sorts of ideas derivated from the bizarre stories one reads here everyday.

    https://invisiverse.wonderhowto.com/news/heart-damaging-kissing-bug-parasite-infects-thousands-year-us-you-may-not-know-until-its-too-late-0177585/

    Its like you have been impregnated by an alien and are giving birth to their offspring, just like in a horror, sci-fi movie.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago | pl

    Could be a dung beetle or flesh eating beetle.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    0
    0
  • rayb12
    5 years ago | pl

    Yes

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    Report
    -1
    -1