ok fine, then you should purchase a pistol along with a silencer from your local black market. Once you have done that, stalk the douche-nugget and find and appropriate time to insert a bullet into his brain. Then, you will purchase hydrochloric acid and a poly-urethane barrel. place his corpse and your pistol into the barrel that contains the acid solution and wait until they are fully dissolved so that there is no evidence. Then, when your friend asks if you have seen her douche of a boyfriend, you can say "no, maybe he flew away to Mexico and will never return. let go shopping!" Then she will say, "ok, cool!" and totally forget about him and you will all live happily ever after. You're welcome.
Wow! You really know what your doing lol. Have you done this kind of thing before? It sounds like a plan. But darn, the closest black market location to me is quite a drive. I dont know if a can commit lmao.
No, I've never done this before but I pretty much learned everything from the show on AMC "Breaking Bad". And since everything on T.V. is usually true, then I assume this should work out for you just fine. Plus, I can't really think of any other solution. Also, when you say the local black market is "quite a drive"...you're telling me that you are unwilling to take a little trip to murder your best friend's douche boyfriend? I mean, what kind of best friend are you?
He Cheated On Her. IIN They are back together?
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I would love to, but she hates it when i say or do anything bad to him or about him.
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ok fine, then you should purchase a pistol along with a silencer from your local black market. Once you have done that, stalk the douche-nugget and find and appropriate time to insert a bullet into his brain. Then, you will purchase hydrochloric acid and a poly-urethane barrel. place his corpse and your pistol into the barrel that contains the acid solution and wait until they are fully dissolved so that there is no evidence. Then, when your friend asks if you have seen her douche of a boyfriend, you can say "no, maybe he flew away to Mexico and will never return. let go shopping!" Then she will say, "ok, cool!" and totally forget about him and you will all live happily ever after. You're welcome.
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Wow! You really know what your doing lol. Have you done this kind of thing before? It sounds like a plan. But darn, the closest black market location to me is quite a drive. I dont know if a can commit lmao.
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No, I've never done this before but I pretty much learned everything from the show on AMC "Breaking Bad". And since everything on T.V. is usually true, then I assume this should work out for you just fine. Plus, I can't really think of any other solution. Also, when you say the local black market is "quite a drive"...you're telling me that you are unwilling to take a little trip to murder your best friend's douche boyfriend? I mean, what kind of best friend are you?