Having sex with a hoover

Okay when my mum told me to clean my room she gave me this hoover, i was up in my room alone with the hoover, i dont know what but i got sooo turned on by it. I stuck my penis in it and turned it on, it was one of the best experiences of my life! Is this normal?

Is It Normal?
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  • This sounds very uncomfortable.

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  • dude this aint normal!!

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  • Hate to say this but me and Mom's Electralux pull behind vac had an affair all thru my teens into my 20's. So, just make sure you clean out the residue come BEFORE she changes the bag! The look on a mother's face after touching your cum inside her exspensive vac-priceless! Lol

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  • Dyson ball attached to a empty silicon sealer tube with electrical​ tape to make it air tight, it works better. If you can clamp it to the table top when it's fixed it allows back and forth movements.as with all sex toys use plenty of lube experiment with thin socks in the sleeve if you have a small cock,it's a great hands free way of getting off.

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  • what kind of hoover was it. was it a dyson, henry, or a hoover

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  • Just depends on the model Eva, just depends!

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  • Lol aren't the hose parts either too small or too large of openings for a penis?

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  • Whatever floats your boat. Just be aware of the potential dangers, and also. And just like a lady. Don't assume every vacuum to be the same. Make sure you test the power of the suction, before having your evil ways with an electrical appliance.

    Last thing you want, is to be at a hotel and give the industrial vac a test drive!!!

    Play safe.

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  • Probably normal, I've seen some pornos where the guy does that.

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