Having hairy r soul

i was like wtf is an r soul, then i lol'd. one of those things you kinda have to read out loud to get... nice one

I'd recommend a salon that caters to the homosexual or "pink dollar" community to give you a thorough de-furring. Seeing as your bung hole is fluffier than a bunny's- you may have to undergo several gallons of wax to have a BCS (back-sack-crack) smooth as a baby's forearm.
Otherwise you may consider going to an area which has a large number of sheep as there are some rugged men who could manhandle you into an enclosure and shear your hindquarters every few months- so that your dewflaps don;t become clogged with your scats.

Shit goes everywhere.

Nope I still don't get it

what is an r soul?