Have you ever shoplifted?

Yeah, I used to do it a lot before I got caught by da law. Then I was like, fuck that.
Not even cuz I wanted shit, mainly just because I got a strange kick out of it.

I've managed to steal a two cars from the dealership.

Yeah, and karma kicked my ass later for it too...

Nope.
Although, once I kept this collectible card, I can't remember what it was about, I kept it by mistake. I found it when I got home. I was scared to walk around the shop for ages because I thought they would have seen my face and they would remember me 0:)

I used to shoplift a lot when I was a kid. It was mostly just junk food and small items. I remember getting caught at one of the stores and it wound up getting both my sister and I banned from there. Even though she didn't steal a thing that day, she was the one that taught me how to shoplift. After that day, I no longer did it.

Obviously!
Pokemon cards were expensive...

As a child I stole from most of the shops in my town.

Yes, but very few times when I was young. I never got caught, but I stopped doing it because I knew my luck would turn against me someday.

The emotional gratification and thrill is the only reason I ever shoplifted. Now that I'm 20, I no longer shoplift as getting caught has graver consequences when you're of age than it would when you're a stupid teenager.

Yup.

Stickers

When I was 9 or 10 I did it once to impress my brothers friend. Stole a block of cheese and a packet of Lifesavers from a supermarket. Silly boy.

I use to steal as a child. I don't do it anymore. I always felt bad about it later.

Yeah. As a kid I nicked some beverage (Cola, or Fanta, or something) and a chocolate bar!
Felt bad about it later.

I've never shoplifted in my life. Ever. But I did used to take a lot of sugar packets from restaurants.

I did once, not one of my better choices...

Have you?

Me? When I was younger, I stole small parts that were missing from the real thing.