Bah! All my hopes and dreams crushed with one cruel word. Oh well, I'm nothing if not practical. I officially declare myself gay. Men of IIN, beware! There has been a disturbance in the force!
Hmm, I like rollerblades and glitter. If you also have baked fancy goods, then I'm up for it. Oh, and penises too!
Although you'll have to fight the Mormon faith for my signature. They want me to sign up too and they're promising sex with Batman. Multiple batmen, in fact.
Have you ever seen a girl (fully) naked?
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Bah! All my hopes and dreams crushed with one cruel word. Oh well, I'm nothing if not practical. I officially declare myself gay. Men of IIN, beware! There has been a disturbance in the force!
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Pfft.. the "darkside" and its cookies. Come to the pink side, we have rollerblades and glitter!
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Hmm, I like rollerblades and glitter. If you also have baked fancy goods, then I'm up for it. Oh, and penises too!
Although you'll have to fight the Mormon faith for my signature. They want me to sign up too and they're promising sex with Batman. Multiple batmen, in fact.