Heh! I know exactly what I'm missing and I'm hoping that by pretending I've never seen a nakie lady, the ladies of this site will offer to help me with my sad plight.
Poor, poor dappled. Will he ever see lady flesh? :/
Bah! All my hopes and dreams crushed with one cruel word. Oh well, I'm nothing if not practical. I officially declare myself gay. Men of IIN, beware! There has been a disturbance in the force!
Hmm, I like rollerblades and glitter. If you also have baked fancy goods, then I'm up for it. Oh, and penises too!
Although you'll have to fight the Mormon faith for my signature. They want me to sign up too and they're promising sex with Batman. Multiple batmen, in fact.
That's already happened to me here. Twice, now, in fact. I just thought, "Oh, look, a cock". Thought the same thing when I looked at the pictures too. :)
How reasonable! I don't really get why some guys react to pictures of naked men like they're afraid they'll poison their eyeballs. I get it when it's sexual harassment, but it seems to extend beyond that.
It's just insecurity, I think. The idea that someone's going to burst into the room, see them looking at a penis and say, "Haha! You're gay" like the thought of having a sexuality is such a bad thing anyway.
I have my insecurities but this is most definitely not one of them. I'd even go as far to say that the first penis picture that got sent to me was actually quite a nice one, as far as pictures of penises go. If I was to do anything sexual with another man's penis, I could have got on board with that one.
Haha. I can't speak for your experiences, but I seriously doubt that that's universal. I know straight, male artists who paint male nudes. Straight men are sometimes doctors, which wouldn't really work if they started gagging every time they saw another man naked. Some straight men are nudists.
Anyway, if this is your experience, why? What about the male body disgusts you? I mean, granted, penises and testicles are sort of weird, but they're also hilarious.
I remember you mentioned it happened once, but twice. Hahaha! Well, you might get lucky...or you might get someone's ... I can't bring myself to write that thought.
Twice, yes, and both times they looked very pleased to see me. I think both people thought I was female. You girls are so lucky to always have pictures of the opposite sex just mailed to you. It never happens to us. :P
Have you ever seen a girl (fully) naked?
↑ View this comment's parent
← View full post
Heh! I know exactly what I'm missing and I'm hoping that by pretending I've never seen a nakie lady, the ladies of this site will offer to help me with my sad plight.
Poor, poor dappled. Will he ever see lady flesh? :/
--
OswaldCobblepot
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
4
4
-
howaminotmyself
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
No.
--
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
Bah! All my hopes and dreams crushed with one cruel word. Oh well, I'm nothing if not practical. I officially declare myself gay. Men of IIN, beware! There has been a disturbance in the force!
--
Imposturously_yours
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
Pfft.. the "darkside" and its cookies. Come to the pink side, we have rollerblades and glitter!
--
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
Hmm, I like rollerblades and glitter. If you also have baked fancy goods, then I'm up for it. Oh, and penises too!
Although you'll have to fight the Mormon faith for my signature. They want me to sign up too and they're promising sex with Batman. Multiple batmen, in fact.
Be careful what you wish for. Someone is likely to send you penis pics instead.
--
shade_ilmaendu
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Can I send you my penis pics? o.o
That's already happened to me here. Twice, now, in fact. I just thought, "Oh, look, a cock". Thought the same thing when I looked at the pictures too. :)
--
VioletTrees
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
howaminotmyself
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
How reasonable! I don't really get why some guys react to pictures of naked men like they're afraid they'll poison their eyeballs. I get it when it's sexual harassment, but it seems to extend beyond that.
--
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
Crazystupidguy
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
It's just insecurity, I think. The idea that someone's going to burst into the room, see them looking at a penis and say, "Haha! You're gay" like the thought of having a sexuality is such a bad thing anyway.
I have my insecurities but this is most definitely not one of them. I'd even go as far to say that the first penis picture that got sent to me was actually quite a nice one, as far as pictures of penises go. If I was to do anything sexual with another man's penis, I could have got on board with that one.
A picture of a naked man to a streight man is like a picture of someone's guts or the smell of tea mixed with dorito's and chocolate milk and bannana.
--
VioletTrees
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Haha. I can't speak for your experiences, but I seriously doubt that that's universal. I know straight, male artists who paint male nudes. Straight men are sometimes doctors, which wouldn't really work if they started gagging every time they saw another man naked. Some straight men are nudists.
Anyway, if this is your experience, why? What about the male body disgusts you? I mean, granted, penises and testicles are sort of weird, but they're also hilarious.
I remember you mentioned it happened once, but twice. Hahaha! Well, you might get lucky...or you might get someone's ... I can't bring myself to write that thought.
--
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Twice, yes, and both times they looked very pleased to see me. I think both people thought I was female. You girls are so lucky to always have pictures of the opposite sex just mailed to you. It never happens to us. :P
--
howaminotmyself
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
1
1
Yes, lucky. I know my day isn't complete without a strange penis.
--
dappled
11 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
See More Comments =>
Happy to be of service!