Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult... be honest.

I shat the bed once, I was mortified. I must have been farting in my sleep that night and I busted runs in bed.

I sharted in the shower once. You cannot tell if you're wet and soapy if you short. I got out and started drying myself when suddenly, I smelled shit. I looked at my towel and realized what had happened.

I shat my underwear when I was a kid. I woke up in the middle of the night and I had to go real bad. Me and my little brother slept on a sofa-bed at the time in the living room. I got up, hauling ass to the bathroom until I stubbed my toe in the kitchen, went down in pain and shat myself.