Have you ever masturbated in school?

I remember, that when I was younger (elementary school), I did masturbated in my class room full of classmates. My teacher was like a real MILF and I couldn't help myself. Nobody noticed, as I was sitting in the last row.

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  • SwickDinging

    Are you sure nobody noticed?

    I'm asking because when I was in school everybody used to laugh at those kids who thought nobody noticed when they were masturbating in class. Maybe there were others that somehow got away with it.

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD

      Is this common or something? I literally never encountered this in school.

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      • SwickDinging

        I wouldn't say common, but I remember a few incidents. I think those kids genuinely thought they were being discreet. They weren't.

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        • S0UNDS_WEIRD

          I would have thought even wanting to do this was exceedingly rare.

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          • SwickDinging

            I suppose if they genuinely thought no one could tell...

            I never did this, but I do remember getting randomly horny a lot as a teenager. I think that, combined with the fact that your brain isn't fully formed yet so you still tend to make poor decisions, could be a recipe for a class masturbator in some cases.

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            • S0UNDS_WEIRD

              I just can't imagine the environment itself not being a mood killer unless they're masturbating to someone present or something.

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        • Pilum

          Same I remember seeing that a few times.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      There was one abnormally fucked guy at my school who used to make a display of it, he sat on an isolated desk and would subtly get people’s attention then flash himself and smirk.

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      • RoseIsabella

        What a piece of shit!

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      • SwickDinging

        Fuck.

        I would like to say that I would have beat the shit out of him, but that's adult me. Teenage me probably would have done nothing about it. Sigh.

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        • SkullsNRoses

          I never reported it because I was too awkward to be like “Miss, [insert name] just showed me his penis!” I would have been the laughing stock of the class and I think the strict catholic teacher would have fainted.

          I don’t know what he thought he was showing off as his wiener was tiny. I stalked his Facebook a few years ago and quickly found photos of his bare arse so it seems he hasn’t changed much.

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          • SwickDinging

            Are you female?

            Until relatively recently, no one would have taken that sort of thing seriously anyway. They probably would have told you that boys will be boys and you shouldn't have been wearing that outfit and it's not nice to draw attention to these things and how dare you say penis in public? That's not very lady like. You were probably lying anyway, or you liked it.

            Wow. That brought up some stuff.

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            • SkullsNRoses

              He was bisexual and did it to both sexes. He would assault girls by grabbing at them and guys by trying to ram rulers up their bums. I remember one time a teacher tried to “teach him responsibility” by telling him he was responsible for everyone handing their coursework in, he beamed and announced to the class, “Anyone who doesn’t do it gets anal! And as we know the anus is VERY sensitive!” The teacher just left that comment hanging.

              There was a lot of verbal and physical sexual harassment at school that adults turned a blind eye to, or worse blamed the victims. They were too scared to admit the uncomfortable truth that they were raising the next generation of rapists and chose instead to allow the children in their care to get traumatised. Utterly disgraceful.

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          • Boojum

            "I stalked his Facebook a few years ago and quickly found photos of his bare arse so it seems he hasn’t changed much."

            I know I should just find that sad, but I have to admit that it made me laugh.

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            • SkullsNRoses

              Don't worry I had a good laugh over it too. The lad’s probably gonna end up in prison sooner or later, he was a loose canon who thought the rules didn’t apply to him and one day his luck might just run out.

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        • Tommythecaty

          Pretty sure teenage me would’ve been egging him to do it at people..and adult me also most likely 😂

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  • Bazinga

    Boys will be boys. Some boys are severely punished with leather whips for masturbating at home. I'm glad school was a safe environment for you.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I understand that people have urges but couldn’t he do it in a toilet? Exposing non-consenting people to your masterbation is not acceptable.

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      • Bazinga

        I agree.

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  • OQ

    I’d slightly adjust myself with a caring touch. That could turn into pocket pinball. But no where near a full stroke session.

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  • Jennifer99

    I masturbated a few times at school but it was always in the bathroom stall away from everyone.

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  • Koira15

    When I was younger I had done it multiple times because I didn’t know that it was a bad thing.

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    • spunkluvr

      It isn't! ;)

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  • YE

    You should have asked for your teacher's permission first, where were your manners?

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  • Grunewald

    I've never seen this. A 16-year-old kid once made loud orgasm noises behind my back as I was writing on the board though. I turned around, looked him straight in the eye and said in a concerned-sounding voice, "Are you okay??". Now he won't look at me.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm glad I have never saw this, it's disgusting.

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD

    I'm alarmed at how you all know people who did this. I never once witnessed this and I saw some fucked shit.

    I would have thought seeing this was about as common as seeing someone eating shit.

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  • newnormal

    yes at work too

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    No.

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  • Chick3n2011

    I masturbated tens of times during school. The majority of time in the bathroom, but sometimes in the library and even once during a lesson. Knowing people were around me was hot, ngl. I'm a male.

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  • ChrisDerrig666

    In my grade 8 automotive class we had a room that we went in for blow jobs. Our teacher would blow us. There was a girl on our class and she fucked us all for money or cigarettes or weed.

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  • imjustmebutyourjustu

    masturbating at school? of course! there is nothing better than taking a break from Science class, going to the toilets and busting a load in my uniform...but not in the classroom......

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  • LaraAurelia

    Once I fingered myself really briefly in the bathroom stall, but never in class, no

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  • KevinFromSouthOC

    Yes. In my senior year in A.P. Biology I was sitting in the very back of the room when I got a teenage urge to need to ejaculate. I was wearing my running shorts for next period sports. I pulled it down my right leg and was hard in no time. First thing to remember is most places do not offer the guided solitude you think it does. I did the fingers down over the head thing but I'm long enough I can jack off pumping the shaft without worrying about friction burn. I did it for 23 minutes, the length of the movie so the lights were out. Every stroke was like the first or second good feeling spasms on the way to orgasmville! I was scanning the class to make sure no one had turned around - but you cannot see everyone all the time! As I was hitting the point of no return, that really good feeling has always lasted 1-2 minutes but there is still flow of pre-cum. When it happened it felt so good and I tried to catch it but overshot my hand. I assume from the tension and naughtiness of it. I continued to stroke until I was going soft. I looked and there it was. Four ejaculations of 17 year old semen on the floor and no fu--ing paper towels to wipe it up. Right then the lights came on so I made a quick dash to my regular desk. For some reason it turned me on to look back and see my cum on the floor; I do not know why. To this day the best part of masturbating for as long as an hour, the most erotic part is not my orgasm as much as it is watching myself cum. My wife likes to watch. Her/our chick friends (2) like to watch it but I always say no touching unless my wife OK's it. Leaving A.P. Bio that day a girl named Joanie was walking out behind me when I felt something forced into my hand. She winked, tickled my ribs and walked away. I looked and in my hand was a note on a full sheet of notebook paper reading: "[My Name] I watched you in the back. I thought it looked good. I could see you're not exactly average! If you're into me enough I would like to do that for you sometime. Hopefully, Joanie." She was not my type in looks but had a nice body and boobs. I saw her that Friday and told her I was calling her bluff. She said, "No bluff! I'll be with you and do it." When we got off the bus we walked to her house. As soon as the door closed she turned and pulled me down to kiss her. We made out in her room for a while and she kept squeezing my erection through my pants.

    Joanie undid my belt and pants and then tells me she has never done anything before and she had a crush on me since Freshman year. I helped her take off my pants and was "boing" definitely ready. I was surprised when she was stroking me that she unbuttoned and pulled off her sun dress. Like most high school girls Joanie for some reason apologized for her body. I took off my shirt and she undid her bra. I told her, "You have beautifully perfect boobs!" Must have made her feel pretty good. She stood up and asked, "Wanna see it all?...or no. I totally understand." I slid down her undies and he perfect black bush was shaved underneath. She sat down between my legs and it was pretty good hand-job time. Something happens to women when they have a dick in her hands! It felt great and my eyes were closed when I felt her mouth on it with her teeth not quite covered enough. She slowly went further down and then just stopped feeling it with her tongue. She moved up and down on it 4-5 times and stopped. She said if you want to do this more I'll get used to how big you are. You're really thick and the end is really big. No sweat. I knew neither of us had really done much sexually and I didn't make love with a woman until almost a year later. Joanie gave me that hand job and it felt great. When I ejaculated she said, "Whoa. That's a lot right?" It ran down her hand and arm and between the mattress and wall. We used hands and mouths on each other until mid-summer when her family moved back east. She asked if I would "devirginize" her before they moved but I told her "that should be for someone you're in love with."

    I did not see Joanie until our 20th reunion. She looked the same but older and was married with 2 kids. I was married by then too. I was the biggest asshole and I had sex with her in a storage room. She grabbed me saying, "Fu-k yes I remember this." She gave me a very good blow job but before I could go down on her she sat on the cupboard ledge at perfect height for me to not have to squat down or stand on my toes. I let her guide it into herself so there was no doubt of consent. She was soooo ready. Only 4-5 pumps and I was all the way. Her vagina had already tented so I pushed into her until she started shaking and had an orgasm. I pumped and she had 3 very obvious ones. I was going to cum so I asked her if I should pull out. She said, "No way! I want to feel it." As I started cumming she locked eyes with me and told me she had fantasized about me for years.I pushed deep into her and it felt so damn good! She looked down and said, "I can feel you pumping cum into me." We stopped as I slid out and she asked for her underwear. I asked if she wanted a towel or something. She said, "Nope! This was too awesome K." I'm going to wear your cum in m y panties the rest of the night. She went out first and then I did a couple minutes later. I returned to the table where my wife asked me where I had been. I told her the bathroom. Not feeling real good. Joanie sat next to her husband and winked and smiled at me every time we passed. I was a fucking dick and have felt like shit for the last 7 years. Jacking off is one thing. Guilt screws up your head! Ask me..

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  • AC_NXS

    I masturbated in school but not in class. I only did it once and it was in the bathroom. I had asked to be excused in the middle of class cuz I got a random boner that just wouldn’t go away, I went to the bathroom and into a stall and did my thing. Nobody else was in there and if anyone had came in while I was doing it, I would’ve stopped and left.

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  • Imafriendyrock

    No.

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  • NickNickNick

    I find it to be disgusting and out of place. Pleasure yourself in private, because no one wants to see something like that (especially in elementary school).

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  • Boojum

    It's a very long time ago now, but I'm all but totally certain I never actually masturbated in a classroom. Still, kids do stupid shit, and horny boys do ridiculously stupid shit, so maybe I've repressed the memory.

    I'm certain that I did do it more than once in the restroom while having my clueless fantasies about girls in my class. (This was back in the early seventies, when almost all school kids were totally clueless about sex.)

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  • GaelicPotato

    This is a thing?

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  • megadriver

    No, but I have had sex in the gym teacher's room. It was a quickie, undoubtedly one of the hottest things I've ever done.

    It's also a thing I wish I hadn't done, cause that's when I cheated on my first big love. I was kind of a dick in 11th and 12th grade.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    I didn’t but I noticed a few guys doing it, the worst was one right next to me who then loudly boasted about it once the lesson was over. People in that school were disgusting.

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  • Somenormie

    No, I never had also whenever I came back from school I always masturbated whenever my parents picked me up.

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    Are you Jeffrey Toobin?

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  • DADNSCAL

    Not in class, but sometimes I’d get so horny in jr. high that I would go to the boys’ room and jerk off in a stall. I knew a boy that would beat off after a shower in gym class too.

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  • Wryladradofft

    I know people who did, but have never done so myself

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