Have you ever got your penis stuck somewhere?

Somewhere unpleasant or embarrassing...(zippers and fat chicks don't count!)

What did you do to get unstuck?

Yes, I have! COMMENT, PLEASE!!	5
No, never! But I flirt with that danger sometimes...	3
No, never! I don't put myself in that position.	24
Almost/just for a sec, but luckily I got free quickly. COMMENT!!	8

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JustDave

12 years ago

Mine was run over by a bus then eaten by crows. But its all better now.

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disthing

12 years ago

Zipper.

I know what you said, but I consciously ignored it.

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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

Everyone who answered "zipper" is hereby cursed to get their penis slamed in a door within the next week or so...lol.

I still say you guys suck!

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cantthinkofagoodname

12 years ago

Seriously man use lube you won't get stuck in the vacume next time chill out it not like your the only one that's done it. I know I haven't got it stuck in anything before. But I'm not hung that well anyways.

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cantthinkofagoodname

12 years ago

Why Ask did it get stuck in th vacume cleaner tube lol next time use lube silly.

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king_of_cons

12 years ago

Zipper one time.

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llama12

12 years ago

Zipper

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ThroughRock

12 years ago

Zipper

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metallover1991

12 years ago

My dick was caught in my zipper, it hurts sooooo much.

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I_steal_free_bread

12 years ago

In my ass. Dont ask how I got it there

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  I guess you were trying to go fuck yourself?
  
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bacala777

12 years ago

Zipper

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Noonesperfect

12 years ago

Zipper

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  See above...
  
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jamesastonn

12 years ago

Zipper

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  Zippers and fat chicks don't count, as stated above...that's virtually everyone, nothing special...
  
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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

You guys suck! I said zippers don't count, anyone can say they got it stuck in a zipper...I mean more like something you stuck your penis into by choice to try to masurbate or something...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  *masturbate
  
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    12 years ago
    
    What did YOUR penis get stuck in? LOL :)
    
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