The names have been changed, and I'm sure I've forgot some, but I tried. Oh, and I should probably mention, that they are not all the guys I've turned down, just the ones that were friends that wanted to be more than friends but I wouldn't allow it to happen.
Friend-zoned
1. Sean - Because you ate hard boiled eggs and I was 10 year old and thought they smelled like farts.
2. Paul - you were a cowboy and my best friend's older brother
3. Blaine - you tried to hard to be cool
4. Greg - you were 18 and I was only 13, never going to happen
4. Jim - you were super religious, I'm not, it would never work
5. Tommy - you have little man's disease and a massive boil on your face
6. Dino - you gave me the creeps because you were so pervy, but I kept you around because you told funny jokes
7. Paul - you almost made it out of the friends-zone, but your best friend blew it for you by acting like a hormonal asshole
8. Robert - you were too much of a coward to break free of the friend zone, so forever, there you stayed
9. Dan - just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm available for a "good time", but I was nice to you because you were a part of my friend-group.
10. Brad - you might have been able to commit to me, but you had a reputation as a ladies man
11. Aaron - you're a cool guy, but you lived with your parents (you were 24) and you actually loved it
12. Dan - you were in the friendzone, I thought you knew that, you had no right to stalk me
13. Rob - because you only washed when you thought I was paying attention to you
14. Sam - you were so introverted but I thought you were kind
15. Ryan - you were staggeringly handsome and charming to boot, but you were engaged to someone else
16. Justin - you were a nice guy, but you had an unnecessary arrogant streak. And by the way, helicopter pilots are only glorified taxi drivers.
17. Cameron - you were only 18, eleven years younger than me, it felt wrong
18. Ryan - I was in a committed relationship, you had no chance, but you were a good friend with a kind heart
19. Douglas - your wife scares the shit out of me and you have a wife; enough said, we will only be friends
20. Dan - just because we have an intellectual conversation or two, doesn't mean it's attraction
21. Robbie - you're not my type, but I think you are ok as a friend.
Have You Ever Friendzoned Anyone?
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The names have been changed, and I'm sure I've forgot some, but I tried. Oh, and I should probably mention, that they are not all the guys I've turned down, just the ones that were friends that wanted to be more than friends but I wouldn't allow it to happen.
Friend-zoned
1. Sean - Because you ate hard boiled eggs and I was 10 year old and thought they smelled like farts.
2. Paul - you were a cowboy and my best friend's older brother
3. Blaine - you tried to hard to be cool
4. Greg - you were 18 and I was only 13, never going to happen
4. Jim - you were super religious, I'm not, it would never work
5. Tommy - you have little man's disease and a massive boil on your face
6. Dino - you gave me the creeps because you were so pervy, but I kept you around because you told funny jokes
7. Paul - you almost made it out of the friends-zone, but your best friend blew it for you by acting like a hormonal asshole
8. Robert - you were too much of a coward to break free of the friend zone, so forever, there you stayed
9. Dan - just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm available for a "good time", but I was nice to you because you were a part of my friend-group.
10. Brad - you might have been able to commit to me, but you had a reputation as a ladies man
11. Aaron - you're a cool guy, but you lived with your parents (you were 24) and you actually loved it
12. Dan - you were in the friendzone, I thought you knew that, you had no right to stalk me
13. Rob - because you only washed when you thought I was paying attention to you
14. Sam - you were so introverted but I thought you were kind
15. Ryan - you were staggeringly handsome and charming to boot, but you were engaged to someone else
16. Justin - you were a nice guy, but you had an unnecessary arrogant streak. And by the way, helicopter pilots are only glorified taxi drivers.
17. Cameron - you were only 18, eleven years younger than me, it felt wrong
18. Ryan - I was in a committed relationship, you had no chance, but you were a good friend with a kind heart
19. Douglas - your wife scares the shit out of me and you have a wife; enough said, we will only be friends
20. Dan - just because we have an intellectual conversation or two, doesn't mean it's attraction
21. Robbie - you're not my type, but I think you are ok as a friend.
I've been friend-zoned myself; twice.
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22. Laxman209 - your trolling just wasn't funny enough, but you tried, so we'll keep you around (maybe you'll get better at it).
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