It gets a bit tricky but when you fashion the skewer into a mini pogo stick, it gives the illusion the the corn dog dick is bouncing while balancing an idiotic human on their, well not their head, ummm, you see its all a bit confusing unless you are directly involved. I have found that it works best at high altitudes with blaring house music in the background.
Have you ever engaged in penis puppetry?
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Dip it in some batter and fry it, then shove a stick in the hole, corn dog.
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So are you saying penises have now gained the ability to masquerade as corn dogs?
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It gets a bit tricky but when you fashion the skewer into a mini pogo stick, it gives the illusion the the corn dog dick is bouncing while balancing an idiotic human on their, well not their head, ummm, you see its all a bit confusing unless you are directly involved. I have found that it works best at high altitudes with blaring house music in the background.