Have you ever drove drunk?

It's so amazing especially with the windows rolled down and cool air blowing on your face as you fly down the road. The lights are so pretty at night.

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  • 2 nights ago I was almost in a headon collision with a car that was driving in my lane. If I hadn't slowly pulled off the road in time we could've died along with the other vehicles passengers. I was so lucky that there wasn't people walking down the side walk or a light pole in my way. Please don't drink and drive.

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  • I hope that when you die you don't take any innocent people down with you

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  • I hope everyone here who's driven drunk knows that they put their life, and lives of anyone else on the road in danger.

    It's not a joke. About 30% of the car accidents in my state are caused by drunk drivers.

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  • I'm sure this is just a troll trying to get a reaction but even so, drunk drivers are absolute scum. I've written a post on here before saying that I don't really care if they kill themselves in a drink-driving accident (so long as they don't hurt anyone else), as it saves their future innocent victims from being hurt/killed.

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  • This is a good question.

    Yes, i have. I guess a disturbing number of people have. I've also driven spun out on drugs after not sleeping & hit a road barrier, but not a person...thank god.

    This is one of the things in my life that i totally look back on & cringe internally & regret so hard. I could gave so easily killed a human being, a dog, a cat...ugh i would never have been able to live with myself. I can't think of anything i regret so much & i am so lucky that i didn't kill anyone. Driving drunk is quite possibly the most disgusting & shameful thing i've ever done

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    • Yeah, I’ve done it a couple of times when I was 17 (18 now lol). But I promise I won’t do it anymore. I probably don’t regret it as it was an experience, prob not a good one tho, and I find it as dumb now. Like there should be no situation where you have to drunk drive at all. I guess we do it because it gives that adrenaline rush of doing something we’re not supposed to do.

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      • That's a good perspective! I never got a rush out of it; i just did it cause i was too fucked out of my gourd to realize it was a bad idea haha. It was a looong time ago, though, and now i know better to think ahead.

        It's awesome that you realized it was a mistake so early. It took me till my early 20's, so good on ya!

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    • See this is what I mean when I say my taxes pay for you! So when you come over here with ya drug n alcohol problems and run over our children, I will be paying taxes to keep you in jail!

      case and point..... Ahhhhh OWNED.

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  • It's not worth it! I lost my license nearly 10 years ago for 4 years. Thing is, yes my blood alcohol was low, but I wasn't licensed at the time because I moved state and hadn't changed my licence for that state.. So old magistrate gave me the max. Good thing was after a year I moved back to my home state and my licence was still current because it wasn't an interstate canceled licence. Dodge that bullet.

    Yea but don't drink drive. I'm not gonna give ya the whole speech, but it aint worth it.

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  • i worked & lived on a remote humungous private island estate in the 90s and the alcohol & drug debauchery was completely outta control

    daily intoxicated drivin in trucks & boats & utility vehicles & heavy equipment & farm implements was expected and encouraged

    we also had a shitloada guns

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    • Whew. I knew y'alls must have learned your personal charm from somewhere what's famous. Why did y'alls leave the heavenly paradise?

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      • it aint famous in fact if yall aint local then yall never hearda the place thats the point

        buncha wealthy peoples dont want miscreants (besides the staff) on theys island

        i were just havin fun on my ample time off from my day job

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        • Well that being the case, a good closing picture would be you giving everybody the finger after your last day on the job. Give us a link if y'alls got one.

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          • i werent an employee just a hangaround with time on his hands and some skills so i worked on various shit for supper and a bed and enjoyed the debauchery as it came

            given the pedigreea the family who owned the place and especially the patriarch theyre not the kinda peoples yall goes round flippin off

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  • Absolutely. Drank half a bottle of whiskey and drove 20 miles, got very sedated tho, wanted to sleep on the road.

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  • Don't drink and drive, take lsd and teleport.

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    • You ever take acid and walk somewhere, and then you’re like “How did I get here?” Cuz I used to get that a lot.

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  • Darth Vader:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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  • Once and I'm not proud of it. I almost hit another car. I won't be doing that again.

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  • Get a friend to drive you when ur drunk

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  • I haven't driven drunk in a long time, because I'm not trying to ruin my life right now. One really shitty thing about driving while intoxicated is that you can get into an accident that's not even your fault, and still get arrested for being intoxicated.

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    • Yea but ya fucken drive stoned every other day... Ohh that's so much better.

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      • That's hella presumptuous, because the last time I smoked I didn't drive!

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        • Lol, she says the last time. and hella is so cute.

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  • No because I'm not a retard who endangers other people for my own enjoyment.

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  • Nope and I never will I hope, unless im out in the mifdke of know were on my massuve labd holdings i bought with the lottery money i haven't won yet

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  • I don't drink, so no, I never drive drunk. Though this post reminds me of the time I drove to Target at 5AM with heavy fog. It kind of felt like I was driving in the night sky.

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  • Look up the mugshot of Terrell Jackson Barclays and see if you want to drive drink or high.

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  • Yes, but not a car...

    I've driven a yacht and a 100 meter river ship on the Danube drunk. Friend of my dad had the idea of buying and selling yachts, he lost a lot of money on that. But we did get to have yacht parties and fishing trips.

    I always drove the yacht, cause I love driving stuff. Sadly there were no non alcoholic drinks on board. So I drank booze like everyone else and had a blast.

    And my best friend's dad is the captain of a river bulk cargo ship.
    Back in my university days me and my buddy would often hang out on the ship whenever it passed by my town.
    We'd drink with the crew and stay the night, help them out with stuff and hitch rides.
    I'm good friends with the everyone on the ship. And one day after a few glasses of vodka and a few beers after lunch I had the chance to drive the ship for an hour.
    There is no police on the Danube, so no risk of being pulled over.

    That was an awesome day drinking beer on the bridge and driving a 1600hp 100 meter river ship. Getting back home was less enjoyable. We had to wait an hour in the blazing sun for a bus.

    But I have never driven a car drunk.

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    • I ride my bike drunk. Hate it when cars come by in the opposite direction cause I can't see with there high beams and fall in a ditch.

      One time a dick wouldn't turn the high beams down so I got off my bike and chucked it at em, farken dicks

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      • How'd that work out for you? XD

        Sounds like an interesting story.

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        • Well, they stopped with screeeechh. Then yelled somfin about somfin. I was drunk so all I herd was "fucking bla bla, bla wanna fight, bla bla ya mumma". My beautiful new red mountain bike missed an survived the car without a scratch. I picks up that shit and yell "mudda fark (hiccup) I, I hope know ya k know ya brother is not a virginss he is y'all sisters daddy yy ou you farkin bright shiny cunt"

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          • God damn! Yeah, I'm not into throwing my belongings.

            I used to know this one old lady who went bonkers when she went off her antidepressants, and she apparently tried to throw a chair through the bullet proof glass at her bank like some kinda mutant. Then all she did was complain about how awful psych meds are... meh.

            I have been so mad that I wanted to throw my cell phone, but I think about all that money wasted, and how I'm still paying it off.

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  • Forgot to say. yea I love drink driving. So what I do is go down bush and drive along the river where there is no police and people to run over. Just stupid kangaroos.

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    • Haha i kinda thought you were funny, but that's a totally piece of shit thing to say. Even if you don't kill a human being, hitting an animal w/ your car is super shitty & i can't believe you have no care abt that.

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      • Sure. But kangaroos are fucking terrifying.

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        • Yeah, i guess...i've seen some scary beefy ones & they do jump right in front of your car, but they're amazing animals, and they often suffer horribly after getting hit by cars & baby jebus help you if there's a baby in the pouch of the one you just mowed down...

          I'm making myself sad, fuck ya!

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      • In quite the mood today aren't we

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        • I'm always in the mood to think it's utter shit to run over our pouched fuzzies w/out a care, cunt. Deal with it.

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          • I'm with you!

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          • Want a cookie.

            Who said to run over fuzzies?

            I remember you now. You got pissed of cause I din't leave a comment on your post that you liked. So you followed me around leaving abusive comments. Lol You are pathetic, paranoid and a little manic there sweet heart.

            Sad face :(

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    • Doesn't hitting a roo fuck up your car? I have a ute with roo bars and even I would be nervous about hitting one. The big ones can smash up the front of a vehicle.

      Unless you're driving a roadtrain... But I fucking hope you aren't if you're off-road and pissed haha

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      • Lol I have been lucky but my brother lost his VP ute by a roo. Fuck it was nice ute 2

        I hit a roo with a modified bull bar on a chrysler mini van.. Roo lost soccer mum car won.

        Usually I smash through bush in a ve holden with the bar on front. I do have to slow down for the roos in that though. Way I see it, hit my car, I take you home for dog food!!

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    • Poor kangaroos!

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