Have you ever been injured before?

use plenty of lube and take it slow.

This has been a public service announcement.

I got hit by a car on my way to school my freshman year and instead of calling the police or even going to the hospital, I just limped onto the bus and went to school.

I injured myself a lot as I was growing up:
When I was four, my younger brother tried to take my Bible, so I wrestled him for it. It either slipped or he threw it, but somehow it flew over the pew we were sitting on (we were in church) and I hit my head on the floor as I was coming down.
When I was seven, I was racing home to my mom. I forgot that no one had fixed the sidewalk and that there was an artificial ledge jutting up from one of the squares. So I raced home as fast as I could, tripped and broke my nose.
When I was ten, I was cooking macaroni and cheese in the microwave and had filled the bowl with more water than I should have. I put it in the microwave for four minutes, but then realized that the amount of water was too high and tried to take it out to dump it. It spilled and burnt my fingers.
When I was fourteen, my sister shut my fingers in the car door and I had to go to the hospital.
When I was sixteen, my dad was teaching me how to drive. I over corrected and drove into a pole. I broke my hand.
Now I'm just waiting for my next injury, at twenty.

Kicked by many cows,
one even fell on me and trapped me :'(

My left ankle has been sprained twice, and it ain't been right ever since.

When I was young I done something to my neck and count's turn it. I was in primary school and needed an ambulance.

Another time when I fell through a garage roof.

I got hit by a car once. That sucked. I got better.

The was the incident when i fell down the up escalator