Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago | pl

    my dawg useda git nippy and bite my belly if he was playin and excited but not outta anger

    hes older and less crazy now

    ive been bitten by neighborhood dawgs and housecats i prolly pissed off as a kid

    we had attack geese on a farm i useda work on yall just hadta stand yalls ground and kick em away or theyd make yall theys honk bitch
    once yall proven yall meant bidness theyd back off

    i had a girlfriend with 2 horses i named whitey & bitey

    oh and i had a crazed elvis impersonator in new orleans threaten to bite me once

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      Tell me more about the animal impersonating Elvis.

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    • palehorse
      4 years ago | pl

      "oh and i had a crazed elvis impersonator in new orleans threaten to bite me once"

      This feels like a story that needs telling.

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    • charli.m
      4 years ago | pl

      What sort of dog?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        4 years ago | pl

        hes a mutt who looks just like a dingo

        came from arkansas

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        • charli.m
          4 years ago | pl

          So jealous :(

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            4 years ago | pl

            hes so stubborn and independent he acts like a cat

            i had an ex military dawg trainer whos now the police chief throw his hands up in the air and say hes untrainable and had add or somethin

            weve come to an understandin about the major stuff but i still cant bring him in public cause he randomly decides he hates certain people and thats that

            hes so great around the house and with friends & relatives though and he keeps me safe from maraudin squirrels

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