Have you ever been bitten by an animal?

What animal was it? A pet? A wild one? A random encounter? I seem to get bit by other people's dogs a lot. All I have to do is just sit there and they hate me.

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  • CozmoWank

    A menacing mosquito.

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    • They're everywhere right now. As soon as someone opens their car door, a bunch just fly in. They're a pain.

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    • Mrown

      why tf do they even exist?

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      • Probably to annoy humans. they really serve no purpose.

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        • Mrown

          and people still think god is real and loving

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  • LloydAsher

    A pitbull bit me on the arm from out of nowhere. I gouged out its eye. The dog got off of its leash by thier care taker, I had them put the dog down in the settlement.

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    • leggs91200

      when you say "put down", you mean like they had to call it names and stuff? Did they say any "yo mamma" jokes?

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      • LloydAsher

        More like I didnt sue them for negligence and they gave me 500$ and the dog is put down.

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        • Dude! You could've gotten more money out of that. A friend of mine once got like 23,000 dollars after suing for a pit bull bite. He blew the money on drugs and prostitutes, but it was still a lot of cash.

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          • LloydAsher

            Lawyers would have taken most of it. Plus the family was poor. I was a bleeding heart when I was younger, if that happened now i would squeeze the family dry,

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    • NoLifer

      I mean I would think you'd considered it settled when you took its eye.

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      • LloydAsher

        I did. The 500$ was to cover my stitch job (medical friend) and a new sweater, also subway for a month. I've suffered no I'll effects of it mainly because I wasnt bit deep (thanks sweater).

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        • NoLifer

          So whyd you make sure it was put down.

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          • LloydAsher

            Because it fucking bit me without provocation! A kid would be mauled if they were in my place.

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            • NoLifer

              Not nescarrly true. You're not sure why it bite you. You honestly sound a little vindictive

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    • As much as I like dogs (even Pitbulls) if a dog were to attack me I’d make the owner put it down.

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  • RoseIsabella

    If it's alive, and has teeth it can bite you.

    Also lots of animals just nip you, and it doesn't hurt. Puppies, and kittens can be very mouthy when they're little, because they're are teething.

    I'm really happy that I've never been viciously attacked by an animal.

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  • "Nothing sexual though?"

    Keep your beastiality crap off my post, user Vantablack.

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  • brutus

    I look after many dogs and i occasionally get bitten.

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    • Do you still like looking after them?

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      • brutus

        yup absolutely.

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  • palehorse

    No, but I have this one friend that was bitten by a rattlesnake when we went camping together back in middle school.

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    • Oh wow. Aren't they poisonous?

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      • palehorse

        Venomous, yeah. We took her to the hospital, she was ok.

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  • I got bit by a garter snake before, I found it and tried to keep it as a pet. Now I’m slightly scared of them and keep my distance. Grass snakes have been real pissy too but first time I had a problem with a garter snake. It left me bleeding for a good period of time. Later in the day my brother found it and killed it, kinda on accident it’s a weird story.

    I got bit by a cat the other day. I have a small scar under my eye from my dog bitting me when I was like 7. I’ve been bitten a lot even had some spider attack my hair the other day like a freak and I found some bite on my face idk if it was from that but I’m still super grossed out by it. I probably gain a new mosquito bite by the day. But snake bite was probably my most interesting.

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    • Where are you from where they have these spazzy ass spiders?! I want to avoid that area.

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      • No poisonous snakes here or to bad of spiders I don’t think but Maine. I have shitty luck with bugs especially spiders. Idk what happen but I think it came from the ceiling to land in my hair it was fucking disgusting. I really don’t know if that’s what bit me but it was like right after that I noticed it. Most annoying scary thing here that mostly freaks me out is lots of ticks.

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  • DeadRatKing

    Once, by a tiny little dog lol. The little guy couldn't have weighed more than a couple pounds, and yet for some reason he just started biting me. It was kind of weird honestly, because this dog was TINY. And must've had a hell of a napoleon complex lol.

    Literally one of the smallest dogs I've ever seen. He was so small that the bite barely even left a mark... but, because I just kind of laughed it off at the time and didn't think to ask the owner if he had his shots....

    And because of this I had to get a bunch of vaccines just in case, which was honestly a pain in the ass. But yeah, it was kind of weird honestly. I mean it doesn't make sense to me why the little guy even bit me in the first place?

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  • LokiXVI

    I was bitten by a dog once for no reason and also got bit by my ex-girl friend (both were bitches) so yeah

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  • BleedingPain

    My cat bites me if I smother her with love. was bit by my friend’s toothless teacup Yorkie.

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  • NoLifer

    Like my cat use to. He didn't as much as an adult. It was like play biting. My uncle pet chiwawawa also did.

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  • strawberryfieldsforever

    Multiple times, by a squirrel, by a llama, when I was 3 I had my face torn apart by a cat. Yet I still love all of those little fuckers

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  • Cashcat

    Yes I have been bitten by an animal many times lol. Mainly kitties. We used to have this one kitty who was very playful but he would get out of hand and bite when playing. I now I have another cat and she is VERY fiesty and bites quite a bit. But she doesn't bite hard. My dog has also accidentally bitten me when playing as well.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Kittens have teeth, and claws like needles, but they're still sweet little guys.

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      • Cashcat

        Agree!!!

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  • chuy

    Dog, bird, mosquitos, ants...

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  • I may have been nipped by the dog once, probably for messing with her food.

    I've been pecked and kicked by chickens. Some were just defending themselves from being handled, and others have gone out of their way to get me. Regardless, the masochist in me appreciates it sometimes.

    An ant ended up biting me on the tongue once. It was dark and I thought it was food on my face or something.

    There's also this cat that chews on my toes. I know that doesn't count in this context, but I don't like it.

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  • dimwitted

    I got attacked by a racist dog.

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  • Maid_in_Pink

    Twice. I was bitten by a snake once, it was a tiny snake and he was so cute and tried to bite my finger but couldn't even get his mouth around it he was so small, just a little bull snake.

    The other time was actually a goose...that mean bastard used to chase me all over the place and one day he finally caught me and it didn't really hurt but cripes was it annoying.

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    • Geese are unforgiving bastards. Swans are worse. Those motherfuckers tried to drown one of my friends when we were kids.

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  • Yes, a redback, white tail, dog, cat, crabs, yabbies/crawl fish, double pronged scorpion thing, mosquito, bees, ants, shrimp, Galah, budgies... Think that's it. No crocs or snakes yet.

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    • Why do they want to eat you?

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      • Cause I'm sweet baby

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  • raisinbran

    Mosquitos probably every day, a non-lethal spider about half a year ago.

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    • Ugh mosquitos.

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  • I've been bitten by a small dog, a couple of times by a cat, my pet mouse, a small rattlesnake on my finger, and probably a couple more I cant remember.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Fire ants have attacked me more than once, as well as a catfish barb. The fish was only a foot long but I tried to step on the fish to hold it still cause it was flopping around and a skewered the front of my hig toe right through the whole in my off-brand tennis shoes. Hurt like a motherfucker! Bled for a few hours and soaked my sock and I was hobbling for about a week! To this day if I press the front of my right big toe I feel a sharp pain.

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  • megadriver

    I was bitten by a hamster and a rabbit as a kid. It hurt like hell.

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    • Those little menacing teeth!

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      • megadriver

        I've also been "bitten" by ducks. It didn't hurt at all.

        I find ducks funny even when they are angry XD

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  • leggs91200

    No, sorry to ruin your fantasy.

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  • leggs91200

    Like a quick scared bite. not like some raging pit bull.

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  • I was bitten by a dwarf hamster. Their bites hurt like hell.

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    • The tiniest bites always seem to hurt the most.

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  • leggs91200

    One time walking by some house, the guy opened the door and his dog rushed at me and bit my arm. I do not know what kind of dog, looked like an overgrown french bulldog.

    My own dog has "nipped" me a few times like if I was trying to clip his nails or give a haircut and wasn't careful. Natural reaction I suppose.
    No, he is not the aggressive type, I think he is some type of Icelandic sheepdog.

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  • ToffeeMe

    Dog haha

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    • Woof!

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    my dawg useda git nippy and bite my belly if he was playin and excited but not outta anger

    hes older and less crazy now

    ive been bitten by neighborhood dawgs and housecats i prolly pissed off as a kid

    we had attack geese on a farm i useda work on yall just hadta stand yalls ground and kick em away or theyd make yall theys honk bitch
    once yall proven yall meant bidness theyd back off

    i had a girlfriend with 2 horses i named whitey & bitey

    oh and i had a crazed elvis impersonator in new orleans threaten to bite me once

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    • Tell me more about the animal impersonating Elvis.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        it werent an animal it were a lunatic

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    • palehorse

      "oh and i had a crazed elvis impersonator in new orleans threaten to bite me once"

      This feels like a story that needs telling.

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    • charli.m

      What sort of dog?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        hes a mutt who looks just like a dingo

        came from arkansas

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        • charli.m

          So jealous :(

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            hes so stubborn and independent he acts like a cat

            i had an ex military dawg trainer whos now the police chief throw his hands up in the air and say hes untrainable and had add or somethin

            weve come to an understandin about the major stuff but i still cant bring him in public cause he randomly decides he hates certain people and thats that

            hes so great around the house and with friends & relatives though and he keeps me safe from maraudin squirrels

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            • charli.m

              Awwww haha. Could he be a Carolina Dog? They're basically American dingoes.

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  • charli.m

    My dog nipped me as a kid cos I was too dumb to respect her boundaries.

    Crazy cat I catsat bit me a lot. Nice former work cat used to give affectionate toothings.

    A spider bit me last year. And a pig.

    Been bitten by a lot of fire ants. And mosquitoes.

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    • Fire ant bites suck! One is bad, but I could never handle getting bitten by a bunch!

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      • charli.m

        I'm so dumb, I don't notice them until I've got like...10 up to my knees. We don't have them here, so I haven't grown up wary of them.

        That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it hah.

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  • No, I really hope I’m never bit by any animal.

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    • Good!

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  • curious-bunny

    Many times. One time was walking by this family, dog jumped out and but me out of ni wor dude freaked out till he found out I wasnt his bosses kid then he just kept walking

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    • What a jerk.

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      • curious-bunny

        Yea, it amused me though. I think the dog was hurt by someone that looked like me or something. Vause they were walking him just fine it was till I was passing them that it turned feral

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        • Maid_in_Pink

          That sucks, I guess I've been lucky. I've had a lot bark at me but no bites and even the ones that bark at me after I sit and just let them do their thing they quiet down and leave me alone...they probably smell the submissive bitch in me eventually and decide I'm not a threat. lol

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          • curious-bunny

            Oh famn haha. A few have smelt that in me and have proceeded to try to use me or leave me haha, God so many wishes Haha. I'm pretty certain if I ever went to prison I would just walk in and because fuck me I would probably be ones someone bitch before I even get off the bus. God i hope I never get arrested. I dont want to be raped that way. You know I was wondering do you live as a woman or just crossdress in your free time? If I may ask. I've been curious about that

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            • Maid_in_Pink

              Hmm...that's kind of a tough one to answer...Yes to both I guess? Generally speaking I keep it pretty gender neutral on trips to the store because of where I live it's just safer to let people guess rather than put myself over to the girl side of things but in my daily life I'm pretty much doing the girl thing all the time, especially in my own home. I'm kinda stuck in a weird place so no hormones(yet) but I'm working towards that goal. I did get kinda lucky though..or forcibly lucky? I did gymnastics when I was younger and had an eating disorder so even though I didn't get hormones I'm only around 5'2" and can wear normal sized women's shoes and clothes and stuff and I do have naturally low testosterone and I was already from a family that was genetically not like super masculine; so I can pass anytime I want to which is pretty much every day. I regularly get called ma'am and stuff since I have long hair, I do my nails, makeup sometimes and am generally effeminate in how I act and talk. I don't have any like pronounced male features, like even my adams apple is basically nonexistent and even if it was there I'm a huge sucker for collars and chokers, even right now I am wearing a minnie mouse collar...it's an actual dog collar too not a human one(it's super cute, pink and white mainly with black accents and has little minnie mouse pictures on it). So like if you met me on the street there is a 50/50 chance on if I'm doin incognito gender neutral things or girl things but when I am going to hang out with friends or whatever, always girl stuff because all my friends are cool and they call me by my girl name and all that. If you catch me at home my traditional gardening attire is capri overalls, cute sneakers with a pink top, a straw hat and my hair in pigtails...actually...I pretty much rock pigtails in some form all the time and I love scrunchies. My friends always crack up when they drop by unexpectedly because I am a huge dork and I have a bunch of cute pink pjs and kigurumis and stuff I wear the rest of the time so a lot of the time I answer my door and I'm a pink bunny or a panda or a leopard...sometimes...I'm even a Unicorn. lol

              I feel like that was a super complicated answer...or an overly detailed explanation at the very least.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    When I use to box I would jog everyday. I've been attacked by a few dogs and had a lot of close calls. I fought back with one pitbull and started punching him in the face but he opened his mouth and I punched him really hard right onto his tooth fracturing my hand. I was really upset about that one and thought about killing the dog a few days later but couldnt find it.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      Hopefully the dog hasnt killed a kid yet

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