Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?

Here's a few words to live by:
To treat objects like people, is obsession.
To treat people like objects, is violence.
To treat people like people, is justice.
To treat people like you would yourself, is love.

So to answer your question: I always treat my friends very nicely. I make sure I'm there for them if they ever need support or help figuring something out. Because honestly that is the way that I would like to be treated. That is the way that a good person should be treated. However, if you do not reciprocate these feelings, that is use me, then I will cut whatever ties it is that I have with you because honestly my character is not something that you should take for granted. But I do believe that you should initially treat everyone with kindness.

Of course not.
I'm a man, I can't greet people with a warm. wet, and waiting vagina.

I don't lick myself or climb fences.

Sometimes.

NOPE. I like to receive brutal honesty. Most people cant handle it.

NO.

At the very least, I keep my promises and don't reveal others' secrets, but I don't think I'm someone you'd look for to help you in a crisis situation. Overall, I don't know if I'd want me as a friend.