Have i set a record for the modern day virgin?

Are you female or male ?

This is only for gay people sadly I don,t fall into this category oil and water don't mix.

I masturbate once or twice a week.

Lmfao how does someone fuck up so bad that they haven't tasted pussy after 56 years on Gods green earth?

Nope, Newton DIED a virgin and he was old as fuck.

Mother Teresa has you beat.

[are there other virgins like this] ... Probably literally a few. You should see a doctor to make sure your prostate is okay.

Doing at least, masturbation, is necessary for good prostate health.

Avoiding pussy for all these decades, on purpose, is kinda stupid.

I am male virgin