Jizz in your Grandmother's underwear. Sniff it. Twirl it over your left shoulder in the full moon. Now, dance in circles. There. You're not a pervert anymore.
I would but she's dead, and all that cumbersome work of exhuming the body and then the underwear might be to fragile to twirl and might just fall apart from being in the ground so long. And then all the permits for exhumation, backhoe rental. That all seems so complicated. My grandpa is still alive and I'm gay so that seems much easier. Might take him by surprise though. Dammit now I have to choose which grandpa Uggghhh they are both sexy.
Has to do with cum so if stuff like that offends please don't read
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Jizz in your Grandmother's underwear. Sniff it. Twirl it over your left shoulder in the full moon. Now, dance in circles. There. You're not a pervert anymore.
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Andurlittledog2
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I would but she's dead, and all that cumbersome work of exhuming the body and then the underwear might be to fragile to twirl and might just fall apart from being in the ground so long. And then all the permits for exhumation, backhoe rental. That all seems so complicated. My grandpa is still alive and I'm gay so that seems much easier. Might take him by surprise though. Dammit now I have to choose which grandpa Uggghhh they are both sexy.
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Too bad. You will be a pervert forever. Only other perverts like me will truly understand you.