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Have you ever pooped your pants in public? What happened and where?
NEVER TRUST A FART !
Yeah I had food poisoning from a restaurant and because I don’t drive I had to walk about half a mile to my apartment with shit in my pants holding my ass cheeks together and clenching my asshole. Lol. It was not a good day lol. Cars where driving by and I was practically waddling while holding my ass. Lol. I can laugh about it now but I was pissed at the time lol.
I would have honked at you
If I drove I’d honk at me too lmao
I did once at a track day thing when I was in elementary school. I was under ten. Embarrassing as all hell and I remember it vividly to this day. Bodily functions happen.
Only when I was a baby and wore diapers. 😂
Yep. Just brought a coke had bad pains..... Actually I decided not to tell my story
The water in the shower is the same as the water in the toilets. It evaporates poo. The water has special chemicals to melt poo on contact so it can go down sewage pipes. Many people poo in the shower. Yes poo in the shower. Much like one would pee in the shower, but instead pooing in the shower. LOTS of people do it. It feels so good while standing. The chemicals in the water will just make it turn to water and it flows right down the drain.
I prefer to shit my pants in public than go to the toilet. It shows masculinity and confidence. Women are drawn to men who aren’t afraid to drop a big, steaming, gooey load of crap in their pants and don’t care who’s watching.
Bonus points if you're going commando. Leave them a gift on the ground.
This is true
It was in a stuck elevator.
Then I started saying, "MMMM, Heaven is cooking something good for us! I can smell it now!"
THEN someone ruined it by saying, "Quit quoting Robert Tilton!"
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