Has this ever happened to you?

This is how I got one of my dogs. I was about 6 and I found a sweet dog at the busstop. I assumed it lived in the area but she wouldn't go home or leave my side. So she came home with me and wouldn't leave out house. We decided to keep her because she was obviously mistreated by some man. Whenever my dad raised his voice she would start shaking and pee all over herself, and sometimes my dad. Even if my dad made a large gesture with his arms she would get really freaked out.

For the first month we had her she use to chase the car about a mile down the road when we left. But she was always waiting for us on the porch when we returned. She was a great dog and had one issue we didn't like. She had a habit of stealing all the chicken eggs. We just figured she wasn't use to regular feedings and she would eventually grow out of it. Well, she grew out of it. One morning we discovered she had given birth to seven little puppies under the porch. It was also the morning of April Fools day.