Has anyone ever met..

Oh, and another one I forgot about until now: this guy claimed he was in a hostage situation with his friend and his captor gave him the option to choose which got killed and which would be set free, and he chose himself to be set free, which was why he was there speaking to us that day. Lol, really!? As if any abductor would just let a victim go and get them identified and arrested! He must've had a thing for deceased friends, because his jacket was apparently from his friend who burned to death while wearing it in a fiery car wreck (um, how did the jacket not burn, or at least melt to his skin?). Oh, and he could stand on top of a car going down the freeway at 75 MPH because he had amazing balance! 🤣🤣🤣