Has any one been caught masterbating

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  • My dog caught me a few times, she thinks it's playtime.

    Damn it dog stop looking at me like that! (●ᴥ●)

    What are you doing? Stop rolling around and digging at the covers! *walks to bathroom; dog follows, picks up toy and drops it by feet* (●ᴥ●)

    grr fine damn it! *throws bone angrily against wall*

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