happy Saturday to yall

Some bitch I went to college with I came across yesterday. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, don't bore me with your stuff..." But then she mentioned she had like a family video and she wanted to blur some faces in it before posting. And she had no idea how to do that. So my sage dong had an idea, like a shining bulb. And I was like, "I can do it for ya!"

The video's three minutes long, but the faces move a lot so it's a challenge. But I told her I had the pro version of Movavi and everything, and I'd done it tons of times before. And she was like, "Oh you would be so much help!" Bitch, tell me about it! "But you're gonna have to blow me," I said. The stupid puta started laughing, she thought I was joshing! I wasn't "joshing", I was "johning"! And the blurring is how I pay for it.

Anyway, she pretended to be offended at first. But I was like, whatever, good luck finding someone to blur that shit for you! I could get it done in 45 minutes, very conscientiously. Some "come ons!" on my part ensued, and I ended up getting paid in kind, hence my current upbeat demeanor! Life is good, especially when you have skillz that pay the billz. Y O U D A W G