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Hey it's disthing.
So tomorrow I turn 25.
25!
In the midst of my Quarter Life Crisis, I've decided to make a to do list... 25 things to do before the end of the year. 25 things I have to try my hardest to achieve before 26 comes around.
Is this normal behaviour?
Bonus points for suggestions to add to my list!
Happy Birthday!!! =)
Borrow a book from a library and never return it
Sniff a bald man and ask him which shampoo he uses
Go #2 in a crowded public restroom and exclaim, disgruntled, that you got poop on your pants
Go #2 in a crowded public restroom and don't flush
Look up dumb laws in your local area and break one. (Here, Florida, it's illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on a Thursday. I've broken this law)
Ask a black neighbor for a cup of sugar and then tell them, with a straight face, it isn't white enough, before walking away without the sugar.
Hope this helps! =)
Awesome idea!
Do porn
Get a motorcycle
scuba
Extra income (find something you can do in your spare time to make a little extra cash)
Teach some kid how to do something eg. ride a bike, swim.
Make something out of wood
Have sex with someone from a different ethnic background
Surprise tattoo (get one of your idiot mates to pick a tattoo design for you, you don't see it till after it's done)
Do something bad eg. shoplifting
Do something good eg. volunteer at a nursing home
Create your own signature dish
You attention whore! I thought you were like, I dunno....40. Ok not really, more like later 20's. Whateverrrr. Gosh you're old.
Learn to fly.
Feather a nest.
Eat bugs for breakfast :o
Skip merrily through a flower field in the rain while singing singing in the rain.
Paint your toenails.
Build a sand castle with a moat and miniature trebuchets to fire small gourds at the enemy.
Milk a bull.
Spin a web.
Make a scrapbook of your year 25 to do list accomplishments.
Become a man the bullet ant way.
Learn how to gesture "IIN 4 LYF" in sign language... though the look on your face and the lack in your grace say it all.........
Bwahahahaha!!! I'm sorry. I have no lyf :(
Happy birthday disthing! I would like to see your list by the time it's done.
Learn a new language
Run while nude
Take up MMA
Raise proceeds for a charitable cause
Create a Youtube channel and try to earn two-thousand subscribers by doing something you enjoy
Coincidentally, I turned 22 today (the 16th, that is).
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to dying! Yay, death!
Today was my friend's birthday, so yaaaaay! I gave her chocolate (one Snickers bar to be specific) and a tea bag (Orange passion fruit green tea to be specific)! ...I'll give her a real gift at her party...
Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (Sorry, I don't think I can give chocos or tea bags over the computer, but... Here's a cyberhug instead! *Hug*)
The list as it stands is pretty dull; stuff like:
Get a better job
Move house
Travel abroad at least once
etc.
I'm only at 10, so figured the weird people of IIN might be able to chip in with some suggestions. Digging a latrine will not be going on there, but shearing a sheep might.
-Punch a Welshman
-Take it out on the bus
-Walk on hot coals
-Get sexy with a midget
-Eat the world's hottest pepper
-Tell a nun to shove it up her cunt
-Wrestle a bear
-Hunt a gold fish
-paint some graffiti on your own house
-Blackmail the queen
-Flirt with a tranny
-Go dogging
You mean like Welsh people are supposed to be English or something? My great-grandpappy was Welsh. My dad always tells me about how he was the sweetest, coolest, nicest old gentleman.
Then gain, I also had a Welsh boyfriend when I was 21 who was kind of a jerk. He was always singing and playing his guitar. I used to pretend he was serenading me, but considering he kept going after I'd get bored and fall asleep he probably just liked listening to himself.