guys what eye color is sosososooso sexy on girls?

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  • I changed my mind. I'd rather eat your brain instead.
    *grabs machete and fork*

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    • I'm sorry love, but I'm afraid if that's the case, you will starve!!!!!

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      • But with your brains and my body, we'll control the entire zombie nation! Think about it: 2 million zombies at our command willing to do our bidding. We'll kill thousands upon thousands of lives each year!

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        • I think, I am in love with you. Marry me?

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          • Sorry but Shuggy is my slave. I simply don't have enough room for another evil genius slave at the moment.

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            • In that case we should join forces. Your zombie army and my zombie army, we could rule the cosmos together. Imagine watching 100,000 civilizations burning up in an instant. It'd be beautiful.

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              • Yes! I can see it now.
                All the terrified looks in their eyes as they witness their loved ones burning.
                Their piercing screams of agony as the fire consumes them and cooks their tender meat right off their bones.
                The buildings all falling down, crushing whoever dares to try to escape their fiery demise.
                No one will be spared! This planet will be ours for the taking!
                MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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        • yes, but you misunderstand, i have no brain

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