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I’m a young woman, and I’m curious.
The correct answer is that you don't know and volunteer to let her measure it herself.
I'd think it's sexist for her to think it's ok to ask a guy that question when she'd probably get offended if I asked her how big her tits are. I probably wouldn't have the courage to actually tell her that though, I'd just tell her I'd rather not say.
Booooooo, stop overthinking it
I'd ask her how big hers is.
"Come find out" *wink*
I only have a blackhole for a crotch.
the guys at work say they have small penises. They say it makes the girl expect it to be smaller than it is and less "disappointing," I think it also makes the girl more curious
Small, leave me alone *kickflip*
What do you mean by kickflip?
I would get myself hard and let her see for herself.
I like that answer!
And maybe do the " I will show you mine if you show me yours." Lol
Mmm... that's a delicious idea!
After that i would do the "you can taste mine if i can taste yours",
Put away your dicks boys
I'd say, "Get away from me, you creep," because I have no female friends.
not terribly big, but will get the job done.
Probably say that it's big enough.
If I've had a few and I'm feeling funny... I'll say that she can check it out and find out the exact size.
Once a friend and her friend asked, I just showed them.
I'd probably say that kind of question is very inappropriate.
"it's big enough to satisfy"
I answered "Other."
I'd just show her, if any lady knows you well enough to ask she probably wants to have a look and a feel.
A female friend of mine went about it in a round-a-bout way. She told me that her daughter had ended a relationship with her boyfriend because he had a small penis. She then asked me what would be considered as a 'small penis'. I told her that it all depended on what she was used to and then we started talking about average sizes. She then asked me how big I was and I told her. That's as far as it went.
I'd say I had a micro dick
I would say that I have never had a problem hitting the bottom over and over again.
Depends on the context. If its a completely out of the blue question from a female friend, I'd just give you a joke response, unless you give me a legitimate reason for the question.
If we've got a thing going on, serious flirting back and forth for a while... I'll respond honestly -- though I don't actually know the exact size. But that just so happens to open the door for a flirty "why not come see for yourself" sort of response.
I'd just awkwardly laugh, most likely My self-esteem is too low to answer questions like that.
I'd tell her it's none of her business.
I’d tell her I have a cock with one of those adjustable knobs (like on lightbulbs). Little me goes from 1” to 6’ of thick salami cock in one turn.
I'd say: it's none of your business.
Bruh thats nuts. I dont like girls unless theyre whores! If they're good girls they seem boring to me.
If she was a really good friend, and somewhat attractive, I'd say "You look at it and tell me!".
IF I felt inclined to answer (only certain ladies have a right to an answer); it'd be: Big enough to get the job done; and its what a person can do with what they have that counts... :)
That's honest and vague enough to avoid sounding like bragging.
Of course, if she had any understanding of basic statistics, she'd know it's not saying a whole lot since 50% of men could truthfully give the same answer.
Your curiosity is understandable, but hopefully you understand if a woman moves a conversation with a guy beyond the bounds of polite chat and asks him a direct question about his genitals, most guys will take it as a signal that she's interested in having sex with him.
I'd say something snarky like "I dunno, I don't have enough spare time in my day to get my ruler out and measure it"
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