Or just run a factory that kidnaps people and secretly rips off their eyebrows. You could cook them in several chicken pot pie variations and feed it to the nippleless hippies that pluck paper cups from the Burger King trash cans and steal soda from the soda machines when they think the employees aren't watching.
Or is the maple tree who's leaves fell off due to autumn's cold indifference controlling you in your sleep every time you dream about food? Better not look outside. The tree is watching your every move. Hide your chocolates before he decides to turn you into a overcooked marshmallow wearing a capybara suit! It's humanity's only chance for survival.
Guys: Are girls eyebrows that important?
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Or just run a factory that kidnaps people and secretly rips off their eyebrows. You could cook them in several chicken pot pie variations and feed it to the nippleless hippies that pluck paper cups from the Burger King trash cans and steal soda from the soda machines when they think the employees aren't watching.
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I forgot that you're insane.
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Am I insane?
Or is the maple tree who's leaves fell off due to autumn's cold indifference controlling you in your sleep every time you dream about food? Better not look outside. The tree is watching your every move. Hide your chocolates before he decides to turn you into a overcooked marshmallow wearing a capybara suit! It's humanity's only chance for survival.
I'm still in love with you.
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May I use my happy gadget to probe you?
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You can do anything to me <3