Graveyard shift.

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I work the graveyard shift. Armed security. I'm a single guy who lives alone in a small one bedroom apartment. Been living here just over a month. Made friends with the dude and his wife in the apartment down the hall from me. He's a cool dude who works like 10 hours a day. She just part time in the morning. I don't know if she's bored or just fucked up in some mental way, but she's started ringing my doorbell in the early afternoon about the time I get up. She's always half naked or wearing these short shorts and barefoot. Always some bull shit excuse to come in to borrow something like milk or coffee or sugar. Now I got this raging hard on for her and she knows it. My options are these: a) Fuck her. b) Tell her to stop messing with my head and then ignore my doorbell. c) Have an honest man to man talk with her husband who has become a friend of mine. What would be the normal thing a horny single guy would do here?

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  • yellowshu4
    8 years ago

    Fuck her right in the pussy

    But seriously. Don't fuck her. Cos like she's married and you don't want to mess things up with the guy.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Consequences.....
    Maybe the hubby (your friend?) has a gun and thinks banging his wife isn't cool.
    She might get pregnant.
    He might leave and you'd have to take care of her.
    She might become your stalker.
    You end up marrying her and have a few rug rats and live happily ever after.
    Or you just keep it in your pants and be an honorable man.

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    Don't waste your time on this woman. If she is that devious (assuming your right) to try to entice you. I would immediately think of what is this woman's intentions. For all we know, she might use this as some form of blackmail to get what she wants.

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  • IndianaRose
    8 years ago

    C. Talk to the husband

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  • flyingnostalgia
    8 years ago

    Have you seen any demons or ghost at the graveyard?

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  • gloryholeflasher
    8 years ago

    I would probably forget to lock my door, and I would be laying naked on top of the blankets wearing head phones, pretending to be asleep. Hey, if some horny girl wants to break into my apartment and rape me in my sleep am I really expected to fight back? I don't know, but she could have a weapon with her!

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  • GigglesGirl
    8 years ago

    *giggles*. Graveyards. *giggles*

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Don't answer your door. If that doesn't work then C. Option B is a bad idea because she is not a reasonable woman and could say you fucked her when you didn't.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    8 years ago

    She's married, hardly works and instead of fixing her boredom by going out and finding a full-time job or going to school, has decided to try to bang the guy down the hallway.

    Damn straight she is mental, I'd bring it up to her husband and let him deal with it.

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  • Curiousguy1
    8 years ago

    C. Maybe B & C.

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  • noid
    8 years ago

    B and C.

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  • jaradscellmate
    8 years ago

    There is a create a poll option Dude.
    First, set up a hidden camera in your shity little apartment, then get on that bitch like a tentacle monster on a Japanese schoolgirl, then go in the kitchen and whip up your favourite Ramen recipe as I imagine thats the sort of shit you eat, then post the whole thing on xhamster and post the link.
    Merry Christmas.

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