Got a tinder date request from a stripper

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She was obviously trying to butter me up. Free dances at the club etc. Now I'm kinda at an impass. Do I take the obvious bait and try not to get suckered out of money. Or should I reject the offer. Any advice helps. Then again she just might be talking the truth and I cant take a compliment... theres like a 5% chance that's the case, I'm a 6 on the face and shes the same age.

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  • AMERICANsavage
    4 years ago

    If you think you can get some quality puss without spending too much id go for it

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      That was the fastest 350$ I've ever burned... thank God ol sociopathy was triggered before my lil me opened the wallet more.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        350 for a life lession: hookers are the cheaper option here.

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          That's a waste of money too.

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          • Pumpurrnickel
            4 years ago

            Who the hell are you to decide that? If OP doesn't think it's a waste of money, then it's not a waste of money for them.

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            • RoseIsabella
              4 years ago

              It's a waste of money for anyone, but a great way to catch an STD!

              I'm entitled to have my opinion! If OP is old enough to be here, he's old to decide to do stupid things. I'm powerless to make OP do, or not do anything that he wants as are you, and everyone else here. OP has free will can choose to do whatever he wants no matter how wasteful, or stupid it is.

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      • Boojum
        4 years ago

        😮 Fucking hell, dude!

        Hope you got something out of that apart from a brief and very expensive life-lesson.

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        • RoseIsabella
          4 years ago

          He probably didn't learn.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            So judgmental.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        That's a waste of money.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    Them hoes are only out for your money.
    Do not pay for pussy that you won't even get.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Did learn that those implants are cold. Those do not insulate heat.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Okay OP, are you interested in the Tinder stripper, or do you just want to have someone take your money away?

    If you are actually interested in the Tinder stripper instead of taking her up on her offer of free dances, actually ask her out. The strip club is a place of business, and regardless of whether, or not she offered you free dances you will end up spending money at the strip club. If you ask her out, and she says, no, you will know that she's only interested in bringing you to the club to get you to spend lots, and lots of your money.

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      "...or do you just want to have someone take your money away? "

      Well shoot, Uncle Sam does that already. Who needs tinder or some stripper?

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        Hahahaha!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Buisness is buisness hook line and sinker. Another danger to be aware of, though it's nice to see that I can still be entertained in such a carnal way. I enjoyed my time and 2 hours of getting my head shoved in the bust of someone way out of my league physically is good for the soul.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    Do what I do... "Oh shit, I didn't bring my wallet"

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    • SkullsNRoses
      4 years ago

      In the modern age she could just ask for a transfer though...

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      • leggs91200
        4 years ago

        With what is in my bank, I could maybe buy a candy bar. Not a king size one though.

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      • [Old Memory]
        4 years ago

        I forgot my password

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        • SkullsNRoses
          4 years ago

          Touché

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